Personally, Ralph Wigum was my favorite part of The Simpsons. He and Lisa’s sordid love affair (with the I Choo-Choose You V-day card) was epic. I’ll always have a soft spot for people who just randomly say the weirdest things. Ralph may not be the brightest crayon in the box, but he’s consistent. Check out this compilation of the best of Ralph Wigum!

Kegel exercises for the lazy vagina. [TheFrisky]

6 songs to seduce your BF. [CollegeCandy]

Charlize Theron is pretty pissed at K-Stew and Rupert. [GlobalGrind]

Teens raise money to catch man who shot lesbian couple. [Buzzfeed]

One girl wants YOU to create new technologies. [HuffPoTeen]

Robert Pattison has moved out of his and Kristen’s home. [HollyWire]

Healthy Summer Recipes [HerCampus]

Lindsay Lohan and Lady Gaga had a sleepover. [Crushable]

Nickelodeon vs. Disney. [Teen]

One girl is done dieting. [Hello Giggles]

Which is your favorite Ralphism? Let us know in the comments!