In this hilariously weird Funny or Die video, you’ll hear Ryan Lochte talking about how he uses pools instead of toilets, his alter-ego rap star Peeablo and who’s a faster pee-er: him or Micheal Phelps? Oh, and he also gives advice on exactly how to pee in pools at his level – just don’t poop in the pool. This video is all sorts of ridiculous, but it’s also kind of amazing. Maybe just because you get to stare at his face the whole time. Or maybe because I could actually see him saying these things for real? Not sure.

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