What can you do with these nicknames? Um, I don’t know. Start using them, maybe? Or just keep them in the back of your mind for the next time you feel like giggling. Check out these awesomely crazy names for oral sex:

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Bikini Burger

Okay, I get the burger part, but... where does the 'bikini' part come from?

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Kneel At The Altar

Ummm... how did this nickname happen? Is a vagina equivalent to an altar? Are they worshipping it? Okay, I can handle that.

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Have A Box Lunch

Get it? Because box is another name for vagina. And you eat it. Get it?

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Red Wings

This slang phrase refers to when a dude gives a girl oral sex when she has her period. He earns his red wings!

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Cherry Flip

You might say "pop your cheery" in reference to losing your virginity, but for oral sex, you would say "cherry flip." Who knew cherries could have so many meanings?

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Chickenhead

Okay, this doesn't refer to cunnilingus - it refers to giving a guy oral sex. Think about how a chicken moves it's head. Get it now?

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Digging For Clams

Honestly, I hate when people call a vagina a clam. For some reason, it grosses me out. But if you're into it, here's this nickname!

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Egg McMuff

What a dirty little play on the oh-so-popular Egg McMuffin. You'll never look at this breakfast sandwich the same way again.

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Have A Furburger

Am I the only one who thinks of a moldy burger when they hear this phrase? I can't be, right?

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Gorilla In The Washing Machine

Okay, this one just sounds horribly violent. Stop that!

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Eating From The Honey Pot

Aw. Whoever made this one up must be trying to say that a vagina is pretty sweet to eat.

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Eat A Peach

And the food references continue. Do you think I could write a list of slang words for oral sex and NOT include at least one peach one?

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Ready Brek

I couldn't even think of a picture to use with this because I don't understand what this means. But according to Urban Dictionary, it means the way a vagina tastes. Okay...

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Playing In The Sandbox

Um, ouch. This one sounds painful.

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Cunning Linguist

Cunnilingus. Cunning Linguist. GET IT?!

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Which of these slang words or phrases is your favorite? Do you use any of these? Which is the weirdest? What slang words or phrases am I missing? Tell me in the comments!

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Anyway…

Wonky has come up as a recently popular word, but it’s always been one of my favorites. But whenever I would say it in the past my friends were always like, “HUH?” So I guess I went hipster with this and used it before it was cool.

So what is wonky?

Dictionary.com defines it as:
 

Adjective
1. British Slang.
a. shaky, groggy, or unsteady.
b. unreliable; not trustworthy.
2. Slang. stupid; boring; unattractive.

Sounds about right.

Wonky has apparently taken on the “unreliable” meaning but applied it to things instead of people. So when your internet goes out, it’s being wonky. When your printer stops working, it’s being wonky. It can also be used to describe smells or tastes. As in the guy next to me on the subway this morning smelt wonky.

The ever-helpful Urban Dictionary proves it:

“Weird, whacked out, messed up, not working for no definable reason. Usually applied to technology.”

“Crazy, loony, not quite right, out of sorts. A mix of bonkers and wacky.”

“Askew, non-intuitive, poorly designed, or not functioning as it should.”

Wonky also takes on the “groggy” meaning when used to describe someone who has taken ketamine, a form of anesthesia.

Personally, I like to use wonky to describe technology because it just kind of fits. So when my iPhone decides to get a mind of its own and turn on and off by itself, it’s being wonky. It’s just a good word to use when something isn’t working quite right.

Have you used wonky? Did you just start using it recently? Will you use it now? Tell me in the comments!
 

What does ratchet mean?

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Well, I’ve been hearing “ratchet” a lot lately. I’ve heard everything from “My hair looks so ratchet” to “This pasta is just plain ratchet” so even I’m confused as to which way we’re supposed to be using it!

This week let’s define ratchet and look at the evolution of the word.

Merriam-Webster defines it as:
1. Noun
- a mechanism that consists of a bar or wheel having inclined teeth into which a pawl drops so that motion can be imparted to the wheel or bar, governed, or prevented and that is used in a hand tool (as a wrench or screwdriver) to allow effective motion in one direction only

Basically, a ratchet is a socket wrench. So how did we get from socket wrench to “She’s so ratchet”? Obviously you’re not saying “She’s so socket wrench” because what does that even mean?

Of course, I went to the upstanding Urban Dictionary for some input. Here are my favorites definitions:

“A diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that has reason to believe she is every man’s eye candy. Unfortunately, she’s wrong.”

“The term ‘ratchet’ has no less than two distinct meanings. As an adjective, it describes a person, usually a woman, or activity, who is out of hand, out of control, generally whack in some way. As a verb, or a direct object (“do tha ratchet, yeah, do tha ratchet…”), the term serves to identify or describe the dance craze–and the movements associated herewith– of the Ratchet.” (I know the Harlem Shake, I do not know the Ratchet.)

“To act in a dysfunctional or out-of-pocket manner; unruly; 2: Someone whose actions could be considered as severely indistinguishable; possessing little or no class.”

As a writer, I’m required to have knowledge of all words and their origins. I’m essentially the Bill Nye of words.

If I understand correctly, ratchet means wrench. I believe somewhere along the line, wrench was accidentally pronounced as wretched. Wretched means to appear miserable, mean or dejected. Wretched was pronounced instead as ratchet where it suddenly took on the connotation it has now. This is word science, people!

You can use ratchet to describe anything that’s messy, sloppy or rude. People can be ratchet, your room can be ratchet, your outfit can be ratchet.

Did you know what ratchet meant? How do you use it? What words would you like us to explain next? Tell me in the comments!
 

Selena Gomez is definitely NOT ratchet

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But Shakespeare better watch out, because in 2012, an entire generation of girls seems to be gunning after his word coinage record.

According to a recent article in the New York Times, when it comes to coining new turns of phrase, teenage girls and young women (like you, duh!) are leading the pack. Okay, so we’re not quite at 1,500, but with the prevalence of a universal pop culture and a faster-than-ever exchange of ideas over the internet, girls are adding words to the dictionary–and changing the ways even people in power speak–at an impressive rate.

In honor of this ongoing achievement, here are five of our favorite bits of girl slang. The next time your mom tells you to “speak English,” send her this link!

Totes (adj.)—Short for “totally,” implies “duh!”
Example: “ I am totes going to The Hunger Games opening night. What, you thought I wasn’t?”

Cray-Cray (adj.)—More than crazy, especially popular among fashion girls
Example: “Did you see that new Ke$ha video where she has snails crawling on her face? Girl has gone cray-cray.”

Amazeballs (adj.)–Out of this world, blow your face off fantastic
Example: “Um, did you try this cookie dough? It’s amazeballs.”

Asshat (noun)–Someone who has made so much more than an ass of themselves, it’s as if they’re wearing their assery as a hat.
Example: “Did you hear about Joe? Jennifer turned him down and now he’s talking trash about her for no reason. What an asshat.”

Forevs (noun): A very long time that seems like eternity, short for forever. Also used when referring to the store Forever 21 as simply, “Forevs.”
Example: “We were going to get fro-yo, but the line was like, forevs. Not worth it.”

What words are you and your friends saying all the time now? Tell us in the comments!

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