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Okay, so a few months ago, I started hanging out with this guy. We were hooking up for a while and then we kind of just stopped out of nowhere. Things were never serious between us, we just hung out once in a while. A few months later, I started actually dating this other guy. One night, I brought him to a party. I didn’t know that my old hookup buddy would be there, but he was and what did I find out? My new BF and my old hookup are COUSINS. Awkwardly funny, right? Well, it gets weirder.

A few months later, my BF and I broke up. I then became best friends with his sister because she was so cool. We got really close and started hanging out all the time. It was sort of awkward to be friends with my ex’s sister, but whatever. One night, we went to a party together and at the end of the night, we ended up hooking up! So I’ve hooked up with my ex, his sister and his cousin. Nothing like keeping it in the family! 

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So my family owns a major lacrosse company in the South. We have several select travel teams, and my summer job was always to be a miniature version of my mother, who’s the director. I did all sorts of things from paperwork to managing sidelines. And dealing with teenage boys. As an adult.

We traveled to various cities and rarely had serious issues at the hotels. Except this one time involving Axe. I was good friends with all of the coaches, so we’d always hang out after doing room checks. These teen lax bros were supposed to be in their own rooms asleep by 11, but naturally, they didn’t want to listen.

We heard some commotion down the hall and decided to go check it out. Apparently, one room full of rambunctious players snuck out of their room to hang out in another. And they were making Axe bombs. Well, they set off the fire alarm.

We walked in to find these guys holding pillows over the sprinklers on the ceiling and panicking, saying “Please don’t tell Coach!” Coach is my dad. Of course I wasn’t going to say anything, but I wanted them to squirm a little because they were ruining my night of sleeping.

One of the coaches went to the lobby to see if the manager could turn the alarm off, but the guy was new and didn’t have authority to do that. The alarm was going off for so long that the fire department nearly showed up.

We eventually got the situation under control, but it was a total disaster. I got approximately an hour of sleep that night and couldn’t get the scent of Axe Broken Teenage Dreams out of my nose for days.

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When I was a kid, I used to ride my bike everywhere. To and from school, around the lake in my neighborhood, to my friend’s houses, you name it. I loved riding my bike. Sure, I had some tumbles but what kid didn’t? I was actually pretty good at riding my bike and could even do the no-hands-feet-on-handlebars trick.

Then when I hit 10 and transferred schools further away, my bike and I broke up. I didn’t need it anymore, and I had other extracurricular activities.

Let’s skip into the future to the summer before my senior year of high school. My dad went on this huge biking kick. He loved it. I love hanging out with my dad, so this was a good opportunity for us to do something fun together. We made plans to go one morning. At 7 am.

I mistakenly spent the night at a friend’s house and had to get up at 6:30 to drive home. I was exhausted and did not want to go on a 7-mile bike ride. But I promised my dad I would go, so I did. Now, he had been doing this 7-mile bike trail for a few weeks. I had never been on this trail before. I also hadn’t ridden a bike in 8 years.

My neighborhood has a large hill at the entrance that my dad rode down with ease. I did an EFF THAT and walked my bike down. We got onto the path. Excuse me, we got onto the GRAVEL path. Let’s keep in mind that gravel is ground up rocks, shall we?

I was trailing slightly behind my dad when a tree just came out of nowhere and assaulted my bike. The run-in with that tree wasn’t so bad. I say “that tree” because about 10.4 seconds later, I ran into another tree but this time I fell over. So I’m just lying on the ground with this bike on top of me with my dad riding off into the distance.

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When he realized I wasn’t behind him, he turned around to see me just chillin’ with a bike on me. I believe he called me a “doofus,” which is one of his favorite words for my goofy self. I managed to get back up and complete the trek with my dad, but I wasn’t happy. I think I’m the one person who managed to prove that you can indeed forget how to ride a bike.

For the record, I eventually got the hang of it and ended up going on frequent bike rides with my dad for the summer. I guess I was just a little rusty.

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Lola has the annoying tendency to ALWAYS be up in my business. She follows me literally everywhere and she makes it her number one (probably only) priority to be the center of my attention at all times. I get that she just really loves me, and that’s cool. But when she starts competing with guys I bring over for my affection, that’s when she morphs from the cute dog that I love into a total cockblock.

A while ago, I invited this guy over that I had seen at a few parties and had been crushing on. The plan was to cook dinner together and watch a movie. Casual right? I figured that the plan was foolproof, but Lola had other ideas…

As soon as we walked in together and I forgot to spend my typical ten minutes petting her and telling her how much she had been missed, she got super hot under the collar. (See what I did there?) Once she started barking, trying to calm her down was useless. The only thing that seemed to subdue her was to hold her like an infant and pet her back—totally not the ideal situation for impressing a new guy with my cooking skills…

THIS is my Lovely Lola . . . SO BAD!

For a millisecond, I didn’t register what was happening. I was completely freaked out by this guy’s sloppy kissing skills and bad breath—what a disappointment, right? Then I realized I WAS MAKING OUT WITH MY DOG.

As soon as my man and I had moved close to lock lips, Lola had decided she wanted in on the action. She jumped over to where we were sitting and started three-way making out with the two of us on the couch. The guy and I both leapt back in disgust, but Lola didn’t budge. She had her tongue all up in my face, with no intention of stopping.

Needless to say, they guy was totally repulsed and I didn’t hear from him again. I guess he didn’t have a sense of humor about the whole situation. But can I blame him? He just got to 1st base with a dog after all . . . and my dog had successfully cock blocked me.

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A sense of humor is pretty priceless. It makes you approachable, it enables you to get through life with a lot less drama and hurt feelings, it can help you ward off bullies, and it’s like guy catnip. Basically, people like funny people. But being funny is tough, because there are so many ways for it to go wrong: your joke can “bomb,” you can accidentally offend someone, or you can come across as catty or mean-spirited if you aren’t careful. Here’s how to be funny without ticking off your pals!

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If there’s one thing girls can always bond about, it’s an embarrassing hookup story. Trust us: we all have them. So don’t be shy! Read this OMG reader hook-up confession, and then send your own to confession@gurl.com.

After going on a date, my boyfriend and I went back to his house. We were home alone, so we started to make out in his room. Things got a little intense and we started throwing off our clothes.

We were lying in bed naked when his little sister’s cat walked in, so he picked up the closest item of clothing and threw it at the cat so he would leave. But, um, he threw my bra! The cat’s head got stuck in the cup and he zoomed out of the room with my bra around his neck!

It was at that exact moment that my boyfriend’s mom walked in the house. All we heard was, “I’m ba- what on earth? Have you been through my draws again you silly kitty? Wait a minute…”

By the time she figured out that it wasn’t her bra, I was already dressed (enough) and was walking down the stairs. I ran out the front door, totally embarrassed. I hate that cat.

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Sometimes I really don’t get guys. I mean, sometimes they seem simple enough, and then they go and do something totally weird that I will probably never understand. Take this story, for example.

Recently, I went to the beach with my boyfriend and all of his friends. We were sitting around talking and laughing, when suddenly, one of his best friends actually pulled down his pants and took out his thing! I immediately averted my eyes and tried to pretend I hadn’t seen it (I totally had). I thought everyone else would yell some typically manly thing, like, “Put that away, dude!” But to my surprise, no one did. In fact, they all just laughed and acted like nothing weird was happening!

Later that night, I admitted to my boyfriend that I had seen his friend’s penis, blushing even as I said it. He laughed, shrugged, and said, totally nonchalantly, “So what? Everyone has seen his penis.”

Um, what?! Apparently, my BF and his friends have all flashed each other their junk at least once – and when I did a little more investigating with other dude friends, I found out that they weren’t alone. Not to be stereotypical, but I had no idea that guys were so easygoing about being naked in front of each other. Did you?!

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If there’s one thing girls can always bond about, it’s an embarrassing hookup story. Trust us: we all have them. So don’t be shy! Read this OMG reader hook-up confession, and then send your own to confession@gurl.com.

I went to a party with my boyfriend, and things got a little bit crazy. It was really dark and everyone was dancing, so I took my boyfriend’s hand and took him somewhere more private.

It was really dark in the room, but we didn’t want to turn the lights on. We made out on the sofa in the dark and we were starting to get more horny when a guy walked in and started shouting at me. He turned on the lights and… I was making out with somebody else, who was really nerdy and ugly!

My boyfriend was furious at me and started flipping out. Just when I thought things couldn’t get any worse, I threw up on him. Most embarrassing party ever!

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