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> <channel><title>Gurl.com &#187; farting</title> <atom:link href="http://www.gurl.com/tag/farting/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.gurl.com</link> <description>A teen site and community for teenage girls</description> <lastBuildDate>Fri, 24 May 2013 16:39:34 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en-US</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1</generator> <item><title>Is Farting Actually A Good Thing? 5 Bad Habits That Aren&#8217;t Really That Bad</title><link>http://www.gurl.com/2013/04/11/bad-habits-health-benefits-farting-burping/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=bad-habits-health-benefits-farting-burping</link> <comments>http://www.gurl.com/2013/04/11/bad-habits-health-benefits-farting-burping/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 11 Apr 2013 19:14:31 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Jessica Booth</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Body & Health]]></category> <category><![CDATA[farting]]></category> <category><![CDATA[health]]></category> <category><![CDATA[nail-biting]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.gurl.com/?p=106429</guid> <description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve all got a few bad habits that we&#8217;ve been told we have to kick because they&#8217;re not good for us &#8211; but as it turns out, those bad habits really aren&#8217;t that bad after all. A recent post in The Daily Mail talks about the health benefits of five &#8220;bad&#8221; habits that I&#8217;m sure &#8230; <a
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id="attachment_106449" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><a
href="http://www.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/badhbaitsm.jpg"><img
class="size-full wp-image-106449" alt="bad habits health benefits" src="http://www.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/badhbaitsm.jpg" width="300" height="250" /></a><p
class="wp-caption-text"><a
href="http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-120771547/stock-photo-portrait-of-disgusted-young-woman-pinches-her-nose.html?src=csl_recent_image-1">Source: ShutterStock</a></p></div><p>We&#8217;ve all got a few <strong>bad habits</strong> that we&#8217;ve been told we have to kick because they&#8217;re not good for us &#8211; but as it turns out, those bad habits<strong> really aren&#8217;t that bad</strong> after all. A recent post in <a
href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2305953/Bad-habits-From-biting-nails-burping-eating-bed-The-bad-habits-GOOD-you.html" target="_blank">The Daily Mail</a> talks about the<strong> health benefits</strong> of five &#8220;bad&#8221; habits that I&#8217;m sure we can all relate to and proves that maybe we really don&#8217;t need to stop doing these things.</p><p>Since I do a few of these things myself, this is actually kind of a <strong>relief</strong> for me. I&#8217;m so sick of doing some of this stuff and then having people around me be like, &#8220;Jessica, you seriously need to stop,&#8221; and I&#8217;m just like, &#8220;Let me live.&#8221; Now I can take this post and <strong>shove it in their faces</strong>. *evil laugh*</p><p>Want to see if any of your &#8220;bad&#8221; habits are on this list? Check out what might <a
href="http://www.gurl.com/2013/01/16/grooming-men/" target="_blank">not be so bad</a> after all:</p><p><strong>Burping:</strong> As the <em>Daily Mail</em> says, burping may be rude, but as it turns out, it&#8217;s really actually good for you. Burping is basically a release of <strong>natural gas</strong> in your stomach and it&#8217;s pretty important to the way your body functions. It&#8217;s actually a completely normal part of digestion and stopping yourself from doing it when you feel one coming on is bad for you. So basically, burping isn&#8217;t the bad habit &#8211; <strong>not burping is!</strong> Now, that doesn&#8217;t mean you should walk around burping the alphabet in a public place, but it does mean that you shouldn&#8217;t feel so embarrassed about it happening.</p><p><strong>Biting your nails:</strong> This is a pretty common bad habit that I&#8217;m actually having sort of a hard time believing isn&#8217;t that bad. I don&#8217;t have this habit myself, but I know a lot of people who do and wish they didn&#8217;t. But as it turns out, the worst thing about nail biting might be coming away with some <strong>gnarly fingernails</strong> that aren&#8217;t up for a manicure. Putting the bacteria on your nails in your mouth may help <strong>build up your immune system</strong> and prevent you from getting sick in the future. Dr. Hilary Longhurst tells the Daily Mail, &#8220;Unless your hands are filthy, the bugs we encounter when biting our nails could boost our immune system.&#8221; Who knew nail biting could keep you healthy?</p><p><strong>Farting:</strong> Just like with burping, farting may be rude, but that doesn&#8217;t mean it&#8217;s bad for your bod. This is another way your body releases the gas that builds up inside of you and it&#8217;s pretty important to not, uh, <strong>hold it in</strong>. Releasing this gas helps to relieve that horrible bloating feeling you can get after eating sometimes. Not farting can actually be pretty painful. If you really need to do it, I wouldn&#8217;t suggest <a
href="http://www.gurl.com/2012/05/18/farting-during-sex-advice/" target="_blank">letting one rip</a> in the middle of all of your friends &#8211; <strong>awkward</strong>.</p><div
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href="http://www.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/nailbiting.jpg"><img
class="size-medium wp-image-106452" alt="nail biting" src="http://www.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/nailbiting-200x167.jpg" width="200" height="167" /></a><p
class="wp-caption-text">This could make you healthier! | <a
href="http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-46772278/stock-photo-portrait-of-years-old-woman-biting-her-fingernails-on-cyan-background-horizontal-shape-copy.html?src=csl_recent_image-1">Source: ShutterStock</a></p></div><p><strong>Cracking your knuckles:</strong> Ahh, my favorite bad habit of all time. Guys, I&#8217;m the worst when it comes to cracking. I crack my fingers at least once an hour and pretty much anything else that can be cracked &#8211; my back, my knees, my wrists, my feet, my hips, shoulders, elbows, the list goes on. I&#8217;m always told to stop immediately, but contrary to popular belief, it really<strong> isn&#8217;t harming your joint</strong>s. In fact, it&#8217;s actually making them more flexible.</p><p><strong>Eating in bed:</strong> Okay, honestly I&#8217;ve never really heard about this being bad. I think moms just made it up because they didn&#8217;t want their kids getting crumbs in their beds and leading to icky little bugs. But if you&#8217;ve been told you shouldn&#8217;t do it, fight back because eating in bed actually may help <strong>aid digestion.</strong> It&#8217;s sort of a stretch, but doctors tell the <em>Daily Mail</em> that when you&#8217;re in bed, you&#8217;re more likely to be relaxed and when you&#8217;re relaxed, your digestion is better. So go on and eat your dinner all cozy under your covers! Just be neat, please.</p><p>So, you&#8217;re welcome for all of this handy info that will enable you to keep up with your &#8220;bad&#8221; habits. However, as with all things, <strong>too much of a good thing is never good.</strong> Doing any of these things excessively probably isn&#8217;t going to offer as many health benefits, so keep things simple, short and sweet.</p><p><strong>Which of these bad habits are you guilty of? What other bad habits do you have that aren&#8217;t mentioned on this list? <a
href="#respond">Tell me in the comments. </a></strong></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p
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class="wp-caption-text">Farting... it happens to the best of us. | <a
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id="hmh_q"><p>Hi Heather,</p><p>The other night, me and my boyfriend were cuddling and hooking up in bed when I did something SO embarrassing &#8211; I farted! He didn&#8217;t say anything, but I know he heard me, because the room was totally quiet and it was loud. I left a little while after that, but we haven&#8217;t hung out since because I&#8217;m too embarrassed to face him again! Help me Heather, what do I do?! What if it happens again??</p></div><p>Honestly, I can understand your embarrassment here. But, and <strong>this is a big but</strong>, here&#8217;s the truth: you really have nothing to be ashamed of! Farting is totally, 100% normal &#8211; trust me, I bet your boyfriend does it a whole lot more than you. Okay, it might be a little awkward when it happens, but it&#8217;s <strong>nothing to freak out over.</strong></p><p>First things first: <strong>stop avoiding</strong> your boyfriend! It&#8217;s okay to feel a little bit embarrassed, but refusing to hang out with him is only going to make things worse. For one thing, it&#8217;s only making the fart a much bigger issue than it should be. Another thing? He probably<strong> already forgot</strong> it happened and is wondering what the heck he did wrong to make you avoid him. So go ahead and make a date to hang out. When you see him, don&#8217;t think about the farting incident. There&#8217;s no need to bring it up again &#8211; just act like <strong>nothing happened</strong> and forget about it.</p><div
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class="wp-caption-text">Just laugh about it. Really! | <a
href=&quot;http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-102362500/stock-photo-romantic-couple-lying-on-the-grass-and-hugging.html?src=csl_recent_image-1&quot;>Source: ShutterStock</a></p></div><p>If it happens again, <strong>don&#8217;t panic.</strong> Instead, try to make the situation funny. Laugh or <strong>make a joke</strong> about it. Showing that you&#8217;re comfortable enough with yourself to fart in front of him and then giggle about it is only going to show him that you&#8217;re a totally <strong>cool chick.</strong> One thing that almost all guys can appreciate is a girl who knows how to laugh at herself. Some guys would be <strong>super impressed</strong> that you could fart and not freak out. I mean, I&#8217;m not saying you have to start ripping some big ones every time you two are together, but just don&#8217;t take it so seriously!</p><p>And if this dude is totally grossed out and can&#8217;t get past it? Um, he&#8217;s <strong>so not worth your time</strong>, girl. Like I said before, farting is normal. Everybody does it, and sometimes, you really just can&#8217;t help it. So there&#8217;s no need to stress if it happens &#8211; trust me, a good sense of humor will go a long way here.</p><p><strong>take care,</strong><br
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class="wp-caption-text">Oh. My. God. | <a
href=&quot;http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-77017273/stock-photo-a-lovely-teenage-latina-with-long-luscious-black-hair-holds-her-hand-in-front-of-her-mouth.html?src=csl_recent_image-1&quot;>Source: ShutterStock</a></p></div><p><em>If there’s one thing girls can always bond about, it’s an embarrassing hookup story. Trust us: we all have them. So don’t be shy! Read this OMG reader hook-up confession, and then send your own to <a
href="mailto:confession@gurl.com" rel="nofollow">confession@gurl.com</a>.</em></p><p>I love getting <strong>oral sex</strong>. And I really don&#8217;t think my boyfriend minds giving it! One day, we were hooking up and things started getting pretty <strong>intense</strong>, so we moved into him giving me oral sex.</p><p>In the middle of the whole thing, <strong>I FARTED!</strong> It was so embarrassing and was a total turn-off for me. My boyfriend laughed but I was totally disappointed and felt so embarrassed.</p><p><em>Do you think you can top this confession? Send your hook-up confessions to <a
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href="http://www.gurl.com/2012/03/05/hookup-confession-girls-embarrassing-moments/" target="_blank">This girl embarrassed herself in front of her crush and her whole class</a></strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.gurl.com/2012/05/14/embarrassing-moment-i-farted/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>11</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Reader Hookup Confession: Someone Farted While We Were Hooking Up</title><link>http://www.gurl.com/2012/03/12/farting-during-sex-confession/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=farting-during-sex-confession</link> <comments>http://www.gurl.com/2012/03/12/farting-during-sex-confession/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 22:00:13 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Gurl</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Health, Sex & Relationships]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Hooking Up]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Hookup Confessions]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Love&Sex]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Sex]]></category> <category><![CDATA[confession]]></category> <category><![CDATA[farting]]></category> <category><![CDATA[hooking up]]></category> <category><![CDATA[hookup confession]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sex]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.gurl.com/?p=56371</guid> <description><![CDATA[Someone farted while these two were getting it on... but it wasn't either one of them.  <a
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class="wp-caption-text">If neither of them did it... who did?!! | Source: Candid.com</p></div><p><em>If there’s one thing girls can always bond about, it’s an embarrassing hookup story. Trust us: we all have them. So don’t be shy! Read this OMG reader hook-up confession, and then send your own to <a
href="mailto:confession@gurl.com" rel="nofollow">confession@gurl.com</a>.</em></p><p>I was at a party with my boyfriend and we snuck into a friends room to <strong>fool around</strong>. We didn’t mind hooking up on the floor since she told us her bed was off-limits. Just as things were getting pretty hot, I heard the <strong>LOUDEST fart ever</strong>. My jaw dropped and my reflex was to punch him right in the gut and throw him off of me.</p><p>He then explained that it was the girl asleep on the bed that had farted, and not him. I looked up and <strong>saw a girl&#8217;s butt sticking out the side of the bed</strong> and hovering right above us!! I was so disgusted and a little ashamed. Apparently he knew the room wasn’t vacant when we busted in and didn’t let me know.</p><p>I’m still pretty proud of that punch though! Plus he’s still never farted in front of me so I know I have a pretty mean and impressive <strong>upper cut</strong>.</p><p><em>Do you think you can top this confession? Send your hook-up confessions to <a
href="../reader-hookup-confession-sex-hooking-up-stories/confession@gurl.com" rel="nofollow">confession@gurl.com</a>. Don’t worry: they’re totally anonymous.</em></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p
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isPermaLink="false">http://www.gurl.com/?p=19577</guid> <description><![CDATA[We're not gonna lie -- farting can be pretty funny sometimes. But it's also totally normal, so if you ever let out a little toot in public, don't stress! <a
class="read-more" href="http://www.gurl.com/2011/06/30/farting-passing-gas-digestion-flatulence/">Read More</a>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong><img
class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-25867" title="Farting" src="http://www.gurl.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Farting-200x167.jpg" alt="" width="200" height="167" />What exactly <em>is</em> farting? </strong> When the body breaks down food during digestion, it produces gas within the stomach and intestines. This gas is released through the anus when it builds up enough pressure to pass through the sphincter (the circular muscle closing your anus).</p><p>Doctors call this process &#8220;flatulence,&#8221; but it is most commonly known as farting. Other names for farting are: breaking wind, cutting the cheese and letting one rip, among others&#8230;</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.gurl.com/2011/06/30/farting-passing-gas-digestion-flatulence/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>I Get Really Bad Gas</title><link>http://www.gurl.com/2011/06/22/i-get-really-bad-gas/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=i-get-really-bad-gas</link> <comments>http://www.gurl.com/2011/06/22/i-get-really-bad-gas/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 18:33:40 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Body & Health]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Body Image]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Body Issues]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Dating]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Everything Else]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Help Me Heather]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Help&Advice]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Love Advice]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Sucky Emotions]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Your Life]]></category> <category><![CDATA[advice]]></category> <category><![CDATA[body issues]]></category> <category><![CDATA[burping]]></category> <category><![CDATA[dating]]></category> <category><![CDATA[embarassment]]></category> <category><![CDATA[farting]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.gurl.com/i-get-really-bad-gas/</guid> <description><![CDATA[Hi Heather, Any time I go on a date I get really bad gas! I was at the cinema last weekend with a boy I like and cringed when he bought me a coke as I know the fizz makes it worse. But he was being polite. It has happened a number of times in &#8230; <a
class="read-more" href="http://www.gurl.com/2011/06/22/i-get-really-bad-gas/">Read More</a>]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div
id="attachment_23233" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 225px"><a
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