What can you do with these nicknames? Um, I don’t know. Start using them, maybe? Or just keep them in the back of your mind for the next time you feel like giggling. Check out these awesomely crazy names for oral sex:

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Bikini Burger

Okay, I get the burger part, but... where does the 'bikini' part come from?

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Kneel At The Altar

Ummm... how did this nickname happen? Is a vagina equivalent to an altar? Are they worshipping it? Okay, I can handle that.

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Have A Box Lunch

Get it? Because box is another name for vagina. And you eat it. Get it?

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Red Wings

This slang phrase refers to when a dude gives a girl oral sex when she has her period. He earns his red wings!

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Cherry Flip

You might say "pop your cheery" in reference to losing your virginity, but for oral sex, you would say "cherry flip." Who knew cherries could have so many meanings?

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Chickenhead

Okay, this doesn't refer to cunnilingus - it refers to giving a guy oral sex. Think about how a chicken moves it's head. Get it now?

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Digging For Clams

Honestly, I hate when people call a vagina a clam. For some reason, it grosses me out. But if you're into it, here's this nickname!

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Egg McMuff

What a dirty little play on the oh-so-popular Egg McMuffin. You'll never look at this breakfast sandwich the same way again.

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Have A Furburger

Am I the only one who thinks of a moldy burger when they hear this phrase? I can't be, right?

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Gorilla In The Washing Machine

Okay, this one just sounds horribly violent. Stop that!

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Eating From The Honey Pot

Aw. Whoever made this one up must be trying to say that a vagina is pretty sweet to eat.

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Eat A Peach

And the food references continue. Do you think I could write a list of slang words for oral sex and NOT include at least one peach one?

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Ready Brek

I couldn't even think of a picture to use with this because I don't understand what this means. But according to Urban Dictionary, it means the way a vagina tastes. Okay...

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Playing In The Sandbox

Um, ouch. This one sounds painful.

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Cunning Linguist

Cunnilingus. Cunning Linguist. GET IT?!

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Which of these slang words or phrases is your favorite? Do you use any of these? Which is the weirdest? What slang words or phrases am I missing? Tell me in the comments!

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Since dental dams aren’t nearly as popular or well known as condoms, you probably have tons of questions right now. What is a dental dam? How do you use one? Why do they matter? Let’s get to the facts:

* A dental dam is a small, thin rubber sheet, usually made of latex or silicone, that can help prevent the spread of STDs during cunnilingus (oral-vaginal sex) and analingus (oral-anal sex).

* It’s a barrier method, so like a condom, it keeps bodily fluids that could be carrying disease from spreading from one partner to the other.

* To use a dental dam, it should be placed over the labia or anus before sexy times begin.

* You can buy dental dams at the store or online, or you can simply make your own out of ordinary cling wrap.

* Make sure your dental dam doesn’t have any holes in it! If it does, it may not be effective.

* Never reuse a dental dam. Ew!

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If you’ve ever worried that it’s SERIOUSLY GROSS for a guy to go down on a girl, don’t. It’s not gross. How do I know this? Because I’ve done it.

Let me explain.

Like just about every single woman on planet Earth, I used to feel immensely guilty when a guy would go down on me. I mean sure it felt AMAZING (except when this one guy did it–yikes, dude) but I could never fully enjoy it, totally consumed with thoughts of OMG does it smell gross? Taste awful? Is this so horrendous for him?! After a few mintues I’d just give into my neurosis and pull him back up.

The older I got, the more I convinced myself that going down on a girl was the worst thing a guy could experience in his entire life. This wasn’t a two-way street, however. I happily went down on guys and always enjoyed it. But for some reason I was wracked with guilt if a guy tried to reciprocate.

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And then, I hooked up with a girl. I’ve always been a little on the bi-curious side and once I moved out of my stifling small town to the big city, I was able to explore side of myself (and other people. OH, SNAP!) that I’d always wanted to.

Her name was Marni and she was in town visiting our mutual friend. It was St. Patrick’s day and after a crazy night out the talk turned to sex and dudes and then, to my surprise, girls. Marni had had several threesomes and a few girl-on-girl encounters (that sounds so porn-y even though it shouldn’t– doesn’t it–girl-on-girl?) and–long drunken story short–we ended up back at my apartment together.

Just to clear up any confusion, lesbian encounters do not involve strap-ons. Well, at least not usually. Porn wants you to believe otherwise, but hooking up with a chick is similar to hooking up with a dude, only you stop at oral or touching and rubbing because, well, that’s as far as you can go. Unless you want to slap together some ludicrous contraption. “Hey wait here–lemme just get a banana, a few leather belts, a soldering iron and some industrial staples. BRB!” I mean…that seems like a LOT of thought, right?!.

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So there we were, hooking up when the moment I both dreaded and anticipated arrived: it was time for me to go down on her. We had been out all night dancing, so I assumed that whatever I was about to encounter south of the border was going to be even more awful and sweaty than it usually might be.

I WAS SO WRONG.

Seriously girls, I was sooooo wrong. First of all, it does not smell. Not bad, anyway. It has this kind of musty, sharp scent that taps into and turns on some primal part of you, like how a baby’s cry can make its mother lactate. OK that’s a super gross example but you get my point. The girl’s scent is meant to entice you on a very earthy, instinctual level.

Secondly, it tastes great! I mean it’s not exactly Nutella flavored but again, the taste isn’t what you’d expect. It’s warm and tangy and smooth and slippery.

Thirdly, the way you lay when you go down on a girl is FAR more comfortable than whatever position you’re in giving a blow job. Plus, you don’t have this giant wonky thing ramming the back of your throat, making you gag while you simultaneously worry about your teeth scraping him and doing stuff with his balls etc etc–look ladies, there’s a reason it’s called a JOB, amirite?!

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And here’s something I did not expect about giving a girl oral: I was friggin’ great at it. All those years of receiving it made me unconsciously prepared to give it. I felt like Harry Potter discovering he could speak Parseltongue. Who knew!

So here’s my overall decree when it comes to oral: DO. NOT. FEEL. GUILTY. It’s so lovely to perform on a girl. I’d say I’m 85 percent into boys, 15 percent into girls, but I still find myself jolted by a craving to go down on a girl more often than you’d think.

Since Marni, I’ve done it a few other times in threesomes and such, and I have yet to encounter a girl who tastes/smells bad, grosses me out or anything of that nature.

So ladies, if your man is heading downtown–LET HIM. And if for some reason he doesn’t feel the need to venture into your netherparts with his mouthy mouth–DUMP HIM. And come see me instead!

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Most people who engage in oral sex find it extremely pleasurable. However, like anything else that you do with your body, oral sex is optional. Slang terms for cunnilingus include: going down on, eating out, muff diving, tipping the velvet and and the very harsh sounding munching. The word cunnilingus sounds downright elegant compared to some of those terms, right?

When I first learned about oral sex I was like, “Wait. You want to put your mouth where?!” I was too nervous about my body to even entertain the idea. The whole thing seemed mega embarrassing! I couldn’t imagine a guy’s face so close to where I had my period and went to the bathroom.

As we’re getting to know our bodies, it’s natural to be concerned about how we might look, smell or taste to another person. After all, you can’t get any more intimate than having someone’s mouth between your legs. We might also feel nervous about “performing” oral sex on another person. We wonder, will I do it right? The good thing is that there is no right or wrong and it’s not a performance.

I got over my fear of receiving oral pleasure by taking a good look at what was going on “down there.” I used a handheld makeup mirror and really checked myself out. It’s important to know that there’s no normal way for our vulva, clitoris or vaginal lips or to look. It’s all beautiful.

When I finally tried oral sex it was a-mazing! The smells and fluids that I was nervous about were an erotic turn on to my partner. That’s when I knew that it was important to choose only partners that I felt safe enough with to be so intimate.

The second word in oral sex is sex because, well, it is sex. Sure, you can’t get pregnant but any exchange of bodily fluids still puts you at risk for sexually transmitted diseases. Using a dental dam can help protect you from disease when getting or giving cunnilingus.

Sex should always be a two-way street. You might want to rethink any partner who only wants to receive oral sex and not give it. Sex should be fun, and for so many of us (both the givers and the receivers!) cunnilingus is one of the most fun things out there

Have you ever wondered what is cunnilingus? Are you shy about oral sex? Tell me everything in the comments!

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