My boobs are a C-cup, a good solid handful. But my
nipples alone would fit a training bra, maybe even a AA
cup. Area-wise, my nipples occupy probably one-quarter
to one-third of my entire breast mass.
Yup. I have really large nipples. They're like pink
rubber saucers that sit atop the peaks of my boobs.
There is a little pink nub in the middle, although you
have to look close to catch it.
And they almost always
look the same--you'll hardly ever catch me with a case
of nipple-itis. It takes quite a cold breeze for me to
get those little buttons that stick out so proudly and
prominently on some other girls.
I didn't notice that my nips were unusual until I was
about 20--before then, I hadn't seen enough other boobs
to compare my own to. When I realized my nipples were
size extra-large, I pointed them out to my good friend
Debbie. She agreed that they were big--but just big, no
judgment attached. When I told the rest of my motley
assortment of girlfriends, my nips became a source of
pride and an endless inside joke among us. They became
the gauge by which all extreme things were measured:
"I'm as tired as Gayle's nipples are big"
"I was so sick yesterday--as sick as Gayle's nipples are big."
"The dinner I ate last night was so delish, as tasty as Gayle's nipples are big."
But alas, there was a challenge to my nipple queendom.
At my friend Debbie's college graduation weekend, a
bunch of us were hanging out at a bar. Somehow, the
talk turned to nipple size. I declared that I had the
largest ones. This woman I had never met before, Amy,
countered that no, hers were most definitely bigger.
Pretty soon our friends started taking sides and not
long after, everyone at the bar got involved and
started putting money down, taking bets on who was
nipple champ.
We didn't pick the winner till we got back to our
hotel. It was a tense moment there as Amy unzipped her
dress and I undid my overalls. Although it was a close
call, even I had to admit that Amy's were bigger. That
night, I forfeited my reign as queen and became
Princess Nipple, a title I still hold today.
