Shia LaBeouf: One time we had this dog named Taz who was my best friend Mike G's dog. He's a really scruffy, nasty little dog. Really sexual, overtly so. When he comes out, he just starts humping like crazy.

So I have a big friend, Lorenzo, who's like this 300-pound behemoth. We put the dog on his neck while he was asleep. The dog went to town and humped on his neck and there was all this weird like... it was so nasty (laughing).

gURL: Did you get it on camera?

Shia: Yeah, we had it all on camera. And the dog just went crazy and Lorenzo didn't move because he was in deep slumber.