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yo mama jokes

what do you think?
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450
Digs

elementary days
damn thats old school i remember this boy gettin suspended for writing down like 50 of those jokes YO MAMA IS SO FAT she got hit by a bus and said stop throwin rocks at me. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
--Posted by nattyicedreams




yo mam so fat....
ya about that, yo mama jokes are okay as long as you dont go too far cuz then someones gonna get hurt if they talk bout my mama! It can be a good thing only if you dont take advantage of someones vulnerablity. So YAY Yo Mama Jokes!
--Posted by stepyweffy




Sometimes
I think it is okay between friends, as long as everyone knows its a joke. I haven't heard a real "yo mama" fight since 3rd grade.
--Posted by lilpinkpeep



Hey!!
No1 really takes it seriously anymore & i think they're funny & if ur not offending some1 its fine!! lol
--Posted by qt1310




your momma jokes
the are only good if the are not about other people...when they aren't they are funny
--Posted by swoopcan





they aight
--Posted by Neicy2504



YO MAMA.....
I think they're hillarious but only when your not talking about someone pacific
--Posted by yazzknowsall



in between
dunno wot to think, some are funnty some are lame, its not really a girl thing anyway!
--Posted by pornstar




Yo mama is so....
Yo mama jokes are great! I can't go through one day without saying a "yo mama" joke to one of my friends. I say about 6 everyday. Even if they are corny (ex.Yo mama wears toe socks!OHHHHHHHHH)The cornier the better. I can never resist and a big OHHHHHHH to the end of a Yo Mama Joke.
--Posted by loquaciouso




funny
some are funny actually most are funny but some people take them seriously and thats the kind of people i dont need
--Posted by ashley1492





YO MAMA!!!
so yo mama jokes are funny. it depends if the joke is true at the beginning. the ending of the joke is something not true. Ex: Yo mama so fat....<--thats not funny..... thats she rolled down my stairs. <--thats funny. If you have a sense of humor there's nothing to worry about.
--Posted by httydiva82




hahahahahhahaah
those mama jokes are funny hahahahahahhahaahahahaaha hahahah losers!!!!
--Posted by iverson_fan



lol
funny not serious so just lol when ya hear on dont get to serious if ya do one
--Posted by t-anny




<3
I <3 yo momma jokes. If you dont like them, think of combacks, because it confuses the person that said the joke and makes it even funnier =D haha lol. Well not all of them are funny, but yeah i like the ones that are. and stupid ones.. like "Yo mamas so ugly when she came out the doctor had to slap the nurse so she would stop laughing" Yeah my friends are weird && they find this stuff on the internet. =P
--Posted by blah_blah_blah



hahahaha :)
THey can be funny for real, or so stupid they're funny....I make some of the dumbest ones like "Yo mammma's so fat when she walked past the sun, everyone thought it was nighttime!" :P
--Posted by greendaymyself



658
Disses

yo momma jokes
i don't think thats cool because somebody can get they ass kick with that shit. people need to sit they ass down with all that bullshit.
--Posted by oliviamarie1990




Um...how old are we now?!
Haha...oh god I remember those days..."Your mama is so fat..." Yeah good times, that was when we would all get offended by it huh?! Hmm...yeah but now those jokes are so overly used and it's just lame and no one really cares. I mean they can be funny and all but deep down we all get a little fired up inside about someone talking about our MAMAS! Haha...seriously think about it, no matter how much you "dislike" your mom it still makes you mad to hear someone dissing her...I mean it's just the whole concept of it I think. But hey it's cool to tell jokes...just keep it clean, because if you tell somethin to the wrong person you're gunna be sorry! Haha...:):)
--Posted by dereksgurl




GROW UP!
the yo mamma joke thing is gettin old.. if you still say'em GROW UP!
--Posted by lnlntaz




?
Honestly who says those? Now I hear people say "Your mom goes to college" b/c thats what Kip said to Deb in Napoleon Dynamite...thats now getting real old....
--Posted by emoheart21




Leave peoples mamas alone
First off yo mama jokes are messed up!You shouldnt alk about peoples parents...especially if you dont kow them!People may act like it doesnt bother them when you talk about their mama,but IT DOES.So Im definetly dis'n yo mama jokes.Theyre just really jacked.Besides how would you feel if someone bad mouthed yo ma?
--Posted by classicchic





pythetic
Everyone who uses yo mama jokes is a sorry exuse for a come back in an argument. If you wanna dis someone come up with something better. i mean if you cant get no dirt on your enemy why use theyre mom. its meant to be funny...not hurtful. bottom line is everyone who uses those pythetic jokes aint got no rythm in arging.
--Posted by surfdiva13




Yo!
I think those jokes are mean and hurtful. The only time those jokes are funny is only when its ment to be a funny thing and sometimes it stills comes off as mean. I won't say I never used them but i don't anymore. If you never met my moma you shouldn't talk about her. I learn my lesson and maybe you will learn yours its called karma!!!!!
--Posted by betwt14




It's Not right!
When you are yelling at someone and then they pull out a yo mama joke, do they really even care about your mom? When there beating you up are they thinking about your mom? So why use a yo mama joke if they dont even care. Its mean ignorant and just plain stupied to do that so yeah its not cool.
--Posted by camdencrazed




It's Not right!
When you are yelling at someone and then they pull out a yo mama joke, do they really even care about your mom? When there beating you up are they thinking about your mom? So why use a yo mama joke if they dont even care. Its mean ignorant and just plain stupied to do that so yeah its not cool.
--Posted by camdencrazed




omg
there getting so ***ing annoying i just wanna slap someone im sick and tired of them all the guys in my class say them and there pissin me off
--Posted by gorgeousblondey





that shits stupid and its getting old too.
--Posted by angelzinhell





THEY ARE GETTING SOOOO!!!!! f*cking annoying i sware!! ppl say the same thing over AND over AND over jus shut up and cum up wit sumthen else besides YO MAMMA........
--Posted by bribribaby15





THEY ARE GETTING SOOOO!!!!! f*cking annoying i sware!! ppl say the same thing over AND over AND over jus shut up and cum up wit sumthen else besides YO MAMMA........
--Posted by bribribaby15



No
TO me it don't make no sense cause I know you would not like nobody talking about your mother so tha t is a no- no to me.
--Posted by lilmama20051




NA
IT COOL BUT WHEN THEY START ON YALL MOMA THEY GET MAD AND WANNA FIGHT
--Posted by lil_cherry_32



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