If Shakespeare were alive today, he might be writing soap operas (or so say some less jaded soap opera writers). Like many classic plays, soap operas are everyday drama writ large--and the exaggerated reality is part of what makes them so fun to watch.
Whether you love them or despise them, wouldn't it be fun to put yourself in the middle of all that sleaze and cheese? What exactly would you do if your long-lost love returned from the dead and then tried to kidnap your infant son and take over your family business?
Take our quiz, camp it up, and see which soap opera stereotype would suit you best if you were suddenly thrust into daytime drama land and forced to be as two-dimensional as your TV screen.