Good evening, and welcome to the weekend. Classes and homework and the weekday routine are behind you. It's Saturday night! And whether you are heading for a fabulous party, a date or just sitting around, you gotta get dressed...

We've restocked your closet; the rest is up to you. As ever, we are standing by to analyze your choices. You mix and match as you see fit, and we'll tell you what your Saturday night best reveals about you.

Please be advised, as usual, that although we have lots of experience in being judgmental about people's fashion sense (and more experience with psychological analysis than we are comfortable discussing), we really have no idea what we are talking about.