If I were president, I'd fund charities, homeless shelters and Medicare. I would allow same-sex marriages (to my family's disgust) and end the Iraq war. Sex education would be for grades seven and up, but other sexual topics like puberty should start around sixth or fifth grade. I'd increase regular income, drop taxes altogether, and ban cigarettes and beer in public places. I'd also fire every single worker on strike and tell them that, if they don't like their jobs, they can leave permanently.