nicole sunglasses
Here's something we like to do when we're bored: go to an outdoor cafe and put on ginormous Nicole Richie sunglasses. Then, have one of your friends come up to you posing as a fan and ask for your autograph.
Everyone will assume you're famous and they'll point and stare and even snap pictures. Then, when it starts to get intense, you whip off the sunglasses and scream "Down with celebrity worship!" Yeah, that'll make a statement.