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Reader Hookup Confession: I Got My Period At The Worst Time!

Gurl Confessions — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 23:00:32 +0000

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I was hanging out with my boyfriend one day when we started hooking up (obviously). Things were going really great and we were both really into it. Up until then, we had only made out and touched each other over our clothes, but this time, we went a little further.

He started to finger me and I was really enjoying it. Everything was awesome – until he stopped. When he pulled his hand away, his fingers were covered in blood. At first I thought something had happened, but then I realized that I must have gotten my period in the middle of our hookup session.

We were both so horrified that we couldn’t even look at each for five minutes. I was so embarrassed that I almost started crying. The worst part? It felt amazing.

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Reader Hookup Confession: My Brother (And Monsters) Ruined My Hookup

Gurl Confessions — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 23:00:18 +0000

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My parents went away on a business trip and my little brother was supposed to be sleeping over at my grandparents house. My older sister and I were the only ones home, so we decided to invite a bunch of people over. Once my sister’s boyfriend showed up, they disappeared to her room to hook up.

After a while, my boyfriend and I went upstairs to my room. We started hooking up and were both naked in the middle of stuff when I noticed my door was open… and my little brother was standing there watching us! I put a pillow over my boyfriend’s head so that my brother didn’t see him. Since were under so many blankets, my brother couldn’t tell we were naked.

I told him to go away, but he said he kept heading noises coming from my sisters room. I told him I didn’t know what it was and that he needed to go to sleep. He told me he couldn’t because “monsters” were making noise. So I told him to go to the guest room.

Thankfully he fell asleep in there. But I felt so guilty that I had to kick everyone out – even my boyfriend. It’s pretty typical for my brother to ruin everything.

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Reader Hookup Confession: He Called Me The Wrong Name While Hooking Up!

Gurl Confessions — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 23:00:07 +0000

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My boyfriend and I were hanging out one day when we started hooking up. We were all alone in his house, so obviously we started having sex. Things were going really great… at first.

He’s louder than most guys, so I’m used to him making a lot of noise and saying stuff while we’re hooking up. This time, he was groaning when all of the sudden he said, “Jenna!” Now, most people wouldn’t care about this too much, except… Jenna isn’t my name. Even worse? His MOM is named Jenna.

I quickly rolled off of him because I was totally freaked out. I didn’t even know what to say! He started stammering a lot, and finally he said that his ex-girlfriend’s name was Jenna also. We laugh about it now, but it was so scary and awkward when it happened.

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Reader Hookup Confession: I Gave Him A Nose Bleed!

Gurl Confessions — Mon, 17 Dec 2012 23:00:18 +0000

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I was hooking up with this really hot guy who I was totally in love with. He smelled like heaven and his lips were like marshmallows made of fairy wings.

Anyway, we were kissing and everything was going great. He seemed really into me and I was obviously loving every second of it. We were fooling around while we were kissing when I playfully whacked him on the nose. All of the sudden, I noticed that he was bleeding – I had given him a nose bleed! We had to stop and get him a bunch of tissues. Things were awkward and I felt so bad about the nose bleed that I decided to, um, rub him in the pants. Let’s just say his nose bleed did not affect his blood flow down there.

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Reader Hookup Confession: I Almost Spit A Loogie On My Boyfriend!

Gurl — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 23:00:17 +0000

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During the summer, I was REALLY sick. Like to the point where I didn’t even want to move out of bed. My boyfriend said he wanted to come over and lay with me. He insisted even after I told him he’s get sick. Since neither of us can drive, his mom brought him into town and we laid in my living room all day watching TV while I hocked out loogies. Yes, I know, really lady-like, but I was sick! Plus he didn’t seem to care.

My mom said she would drive him home and while we were driving, I needed to get rid of the phlegm in my throat. I rolled down the window and spit… but it didn’t go out the window. Instead, it landed right next to my boyfriend’s face on the seat behind me. He said, “Totally gross.”

I apologized a million times. He said he was just kidding and started laughing. I still felt so bad and thought the poor boy might be traumatized and dump me. But it’s one year later and we’re still dating!

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Reader Hookup Confession: Our Teacher Caught Us Hooking Up

Gurl — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 23:00:59 +0000

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Okay, so my boyfriend and I had just gotten out of chorus class when he takes me around a corner. I was really confused because he’s never done that before so I didn’t know what to expect. He took me behind the chorus room, as in where no one could see us. He was telling me how much he loves me and always will when he just started kissing me and didn’t stop. He also thought it would be a great time to start feeling me up.

We were both getting really into it. I mean, come one, no one can see us, right? Wrong! Right in the middle of all of this, when his hands were in my shirt and my hands were sort of in his pants, our chorus teacher walked in on us. It was the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever experienced. She just stared at us and said “Sorry.” After that, my boyfriend and I didn’t know what to do so we just kind of awkwardly walked away. Let’s just say the next day was the most awkward chorus class we’ve had all year.

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Reader Hookup Confession: My First Kiss Was The Worst!

Gurl — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 23:00:30 +0000

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Okay, so freshmen year, my first boyfriend ever and I started dating. We’d been together for about two weeks when he started nagging me to kiss him. I was a kissing virgin, and he was the type of guy to get a new girlfriend every week. Every time he tried to make a move and kiss me, I would reject him. I had never kissed anyone before, so I was definitely scared.

One day, he was walking me to class when he started walking away from me. I thought he was just going to his class, but NO, he turned around, grabbed my shoulders and kissed me. It felt like he was breathing in my mouth even though our lips were closed. His breath was so terrible that I gagged. He had licked his lips before we kissed, so when it was over, I had a string of saliva on my mouth as we pulled apart. It was the worst!

We kissed a couple of times after that, but I broke up with him two weeks later. He was gross, and I just wanted the whole kissing thing to be over with.

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Reader Hookup Confession: He Had The Weirdest Dirty Talk Ever!

Gurl — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 23:00:54 +0000

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My boyfriend and I were having sex for the very first time a few nights ago. Since it was our first time, he made sure I was really comfortable and he was also really sweet about the whole thing. Once we got into it, I told him to talk dirty to me.

This is what he said: “Your love tunnel is so tight around my disco stick.” My face :O My jaw dropped and I had no idea what to do. But, you know, I really like him, so I said, “Keep going babe.”

Then he said, “Oh my God, the way your bogingos bounce when you ride me is so sexy.” What?! I’m seriously wondering if he knows they are called breasts. I mean, come on! I don’t ask him to talk dirty to me anymore.

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Reader Hookup Confession: My BF And I Broke The Bed!

Gurl — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 23:00:10 +0000

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Okay, so I was hanging out with my boyfriend at his house and we were just chilling in bed. He turned my head to look at him and then we started making out. Things got heated pretty quickly, so we started having sex.

In the middle of us hooking up, we heard a really loud popping noise, so we stopped what we were doing. At that second, his whole bed fell apart! That’s not even the worst part – his mom must have heard the loud noise, and she walked in while we were naked on the ground!!!! She ran out and my boyfriend and I just started giggling like crazy. We got dressed, fixed his bed… and then his mom came in and threw condoms at us. All we could do was laugh.

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Reader Hookup Confession: My Bra Snapped Open In Public

Gurl — Mon, 05 Nov 2012 23:00:58 +0000

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I was on my third date with this guy I really liked. I wanted to impress him, so I wore a really small bra to make my boobs seem bigger. My boobs looked pretty awesome, but the bra was so tight and small that it was really uncomfortable… and it felt like it was going to break at any moment.

After our date, we were sitting on a park bench and started making out. In the middle of our make out sesh, my bra literally snapped open! Things between my date and I were pretty heated, and I didn’t want to tell him my bra broke because I was so embarrassed.

Everything was okay… until I stood up and started walking. I was wearing a thin t-shirt, and it was totally obvious that my bra was open in the back. I don’t know if my crush realized or not, but I ran out of there quickly. I never asked him about it and he never brought it up. That’s the last time I wear a bra that small.

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