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Reader Hookup Confession: My Sticky Hands After My Hookup Totally Embarrassed Me

Gurl Confessions — Mon, 20 May 2013 22:00:21 +0000

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When my boyfriend and I had been together for maybe about a month, we got it on for the first time one afternoon when everyone in his house was out. Things started heating up and more and more clothing came off. We did pretty much everything except have sex.

Halfway through me giving my boyfriend oral sex, we heard his sister come through the front door. Obviously we both panicked and threw our clothes back on. Thankfully, we were dressed by the time she made her way through the house and we opened his bedroom door so things wouldn’t look shady.

She came into his room to say hi because I had never even met her before. I thought everything was okay until she shook my hand and I realized that the hand I had previously been using on my boyfriend was, um, really sticky. Realizing what was on my hand as I shook hands with his sister was a terrible, cringe-inducing moment. She never said anything about it, but needless to say it’s not my favorite moment.

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Reader Hookup Confession: I Had A Really Bad First Kiss

Gurl Confessions — Mon, 13 May 2013 22:00:38 +0000

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My now-boyfriend and I were each other’s first kiss and let’s just say it was… not great. On our first date, he went kiss me goodnight. I didn’t expect any tongue because it was our very kiss kiss, so I thought it would be pretty simple.

I let him kiss me and at first it was nice… then, all of the sudden, he shoved his tongue in my mouth. I had never made out with anyone before, so I didn’t know what to do. I sort of just stood there with my eyes and mouth open like a fish while he just moved his tongue around my mouth like crazy. After about one minute of this totally awkward kiss, he stopped, I quickly said goodnight and then ran into my house.

I was so embarrassed because I felt like I was a horrible kisser. I was convinced that he was going to think I was a total weirdo or something and I didn’t ever want to show my face to him again. But six months later we’re still together… and we finally got the whole making out thing down.

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Reader Hookup Confession: I Wrote A Poem For My Crush And He Found It!

Gurl Confessions — Mon, 06 May 2013 22:00:05 +0000

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You know that feeling when you want a hole to open up in the ground beneath you and make you disappear forever? Well, that is one feeling that I am way too familiar with. My life practically revolves around that feeling. Every moment of my school days are full of feeling like that and the weekends and holidays are days when I am waiting nervously for the next embarrassing moment to happen to me.

My most embarrassing moment so far happened only a few days ago. I’ve been crushing on this cute guy in my school forever and when I say crushing, I really mean that I’m in love with him. I decided to write a poem for my one and only. It took me two weeks to write it – I poured my heart and soul into it! I had planning on giving it to him, but once I was done, I decided that I wouldn’t give it to him after all. I’m way too shy and the poem explained exactly how much I liked him and why. Instead, I carried it around with me everywhere to make sure that no one would find it.

Then the worst thing happened: my crush found it and took it! We were joking around in class and the poem fell out of my backpack onto the floor. He grabbed it and when I begged for it back, he said it was his now and I couldn’t have it. I tried my hardest, but no matter what, he wouldn’t give it to me.

It’s been a few days and he still has it. I know that he has definitely read it by now and I can’t even look him in the face! We’ve both been avoiding each other. Ugh, that’s the last time I write a love poem like that.

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Reader Hookup Confession: I Peed All Over The Place Because Of A Spider!

Gurl Confessions — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:00:36 +0000

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My boyfriend and I have been going out for about five months and things are starting to get really serious. One day, his parents weren’t home, so I went over there and we started making out heavily. In the middle of our makeout sesh, I stopped and told him I had to go to the bathroom quickly – but something was in there that RUINED EVERYTHING!

First, let me tell you that I have arachnophobia (I’m terrified of spiders), so to me, this story does not sound crazy.

When I went to the bathroom and was squatting over the toilet, I saw this huge hairy thing crawl up from the toilet between my legs! I immediately jumped up, still peeing, and screaming. I got pee all over me, all over the floor, the walls – everything. And the worst thing of all? I couldn’t figure out how to unlock the door! I was screaming and trying to open the door and my boyfriend was on the other side saying, “jiggle and pull!”

I finally got the door opened and I was so freaked out that I ran out of his house. It wasn’t until after I got home that I remember that I had never flushed the toilet or cleaned up my pee that went everywhere in his bathroom. We don’t talk about what happened and because of my phobia, I don’t even go over there anymore. I really need to go to therapy, Gurl!

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Reader Hookup Confession: My Cat Stole Our Condom

Gurl Confessions — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 22:00:47 +0000

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My boyfriend and I have been dating for a while now. One night, he came over to my house to hang out. We were all alone, so we figured we could do whatever we want without having to worry about my parents catching us or anything like that. Obviously, we ended up having sex. The sex was amazing and everything was great… until my parents came home.

The four of us sat down to eat dinner together and everything was fine… when all of the sudden, my cat walked into the room with something hanging off of her paw. My dad went to investigate and guess what it was? The condom we used! She must have knocked the garbage over and found it. I almost died of embarrassment. Let’s just say I’m no longer allowed to be alone with my boyfriend.

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Reader Hookup Confession: My Nephew Almost Caught Us Having Sex!

Gurl Confessions — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 22:00:59 +0000

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This one is really bad, just warning you.

My boyfriend was invited to stay with me at my sister’s house for a few days. He was set up to sleep in the front room and I was put in a spare bedroom. My sister said she wouldn’t allow us to sleep together and she kept a really close eye on us. One night, we decided we would sneak. So, my boyfriend and I moved from the front room (where we were watching TV) to my bedroom, making sure everyone was asleep. We were heavily making out and getting down to business, both of us nearly naked already and we climbed onto my bed…

When my nephew’s head popped up from under my bed sheet! He looked absolutely horrified. He was young, so he was a bit confused. Apparently, he had climbed into my bed because it had start storming and I hadn’t seen him when we first walked in because he was hiding under the covers.

He ran screaming out of my room as my boyfriend and I frantically tried to get dressed. He told my sister that my boyfriend was attacking me and forcing me to take my clothing off, which of course caused my sister AND brother-in-law to come running into my room. It took all of my strength to keep my brother-in-law from beating my boyfriend to a pulp.

My boyfriend stayed at a hotel that night and I doubt he’ll ever be invited back.

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Reader Hookup Confession: My Ex Caught Me In Bed With His Cousin!

Gurl Confessions — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 22:00:13 +0000

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A while ago, I dated this guy we’ll call E. We didn’t last very long (we maybe dated for about four months before we broke up). The breakup wasn’t too devastating because I hadn’t developed strong feelings for E yet.

A few weeks after we broke up, I met this kid C who I thought was really cute. We were instantly attracted to each other. We hooked up a bunch of times before we began to start officially dating.

One night, C invited me to go to a little party that his older sister was throwing. Now, keep in mind that E and I hadn’t talked since we had broken up a few weeks earlier. In the middle of the party, C and I snuck away to the room where all the coats were and began to hook up. Things were getting pretty steamy (our shirts were off at this point) and then all of the sudden the door opened – and in walks E with his best friend!

The look on his face was gut wrenching – I’ve never seen a kid so mad in my whole life. Turns out that E and C were cousins and I didn’t even know it! Needless to say, the rest of the night was painfully awkward. E now hates my guts and C and I ended things not long after that night.

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Reader Hookup Confession: His Grandma Caught Us Having Sex!

Gurl Confessions — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 22:00:13 +0000

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My boyfriend’s room is connected to his garage, so the only way to get to the garage is to go through his room. For some reason, his bedroom also serves as a second living room to his family and his mom sometimes falls asleep in there while she’s watching TV.

Well, one night we were hanging out and we started hooking up. We were right in the middle of things (if you know what I mean), when someone tried to open his door. We froze and then we heard his grandma yell, “why is this door locked?!”

My boyfriend quickly jumped up, put on sweatpants, threw a blanket over me and opened the door. His grandma stomped in and looked over at me. I thought for sure she was going to ask what we were doing and start yelling at us. Instead, she goes, “Why is your mom sleeping in your room?” and just walked into the garage.

I wasn’t sure if I felt more relieved or upset that she thought I looked like his much older mom.

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Reader Hookup Confession: My Teacher Embarrassed My Boyfriend And I In Front Of The Whole School

Gurl Confessions — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 22:00:09 +0000

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My boyfriend and I have been dating for a little over a month. One time before first period, he came to my locker and kissed me. At first, I didn’t want to kiss him because we were in school, but after a while I gave in… and then he stuck his tongue in my mouth. We started to make out right in front of my locker a few minutes before the bell rang!

At that exact moment, my homeroom teacher walked by. And she started yelling really loudly! I don’t remember exactly what she said, but it was something along the lines of “Will you quit exchanging saliva in the hallways because nobody wants to see that!”

Everyone, and I mean everyone, turned around to look at us. A few upperclassmen even started laughing. We stopped kissing immediately and just stood there red-faced. Thankfully, the bell rang and we both ran to our classes. Now my boyfriend barely comes near me when I’m near my locker.

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Reader Hookup Confession: I Had The Worst Sex Ever!

Gurl Confessions — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 22:00:56 +0000

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Oh, God. So, this guy and I had been friends for about two years and we had always flirted but never messed around. After a while, we started flirting more and more and it was obvious that something was going to happen. I couldn’t wait! I had had a crush on this guy for what felt like forever and I really wanted to hook up with him.

When we eventually did, it was the worst sex of my life! No joke. He shuddered on top of me for about two minutes (no, I’m not being dramatic) and then rolled over and sighed happily, “We are so good at what we do.” I couldn’t even believe he enjoyed it, because it was horrible for me. I had never had sex that actually lasted only two minutes… I always thought it was a myth. Guess I was wrong.

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