Jessica Sager

Jessica Sager will sleep when she's dead. When she's not writing for Gurl, she's writing and editing for PopCrush, jotting down ideas for Life2PointOh, dishing out Dating Rules, babysitting bands for Audio Crush PR, performing stand up comedy, flexing, beating you at Street Fighter, or writing bios in the third person. She loves baking, butter, the New York Jets, heights, and anything with an engine. She finds vegetables and flat shoes particularly offensive. Jess graduated with honors and a B.A. in journalism and media studies from Rutgers University, because at the time it seemed more lucrative than studying to be a ninja. She's currently reevaluating her life decisions and patiently waiting for Gerard Butler to lift that pesky restraining order. You can watch her on YouTube at youtube.com/jethicawethome and lurk her comedy Twitter at @ohheyjesssager.