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Reader Hookup Confession: It Was A Family Affair!

Gurl Confessions — Mon, 10 Jun 2013 22:00:56 +0000

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Okay, so a few months ago, I started hanging out with this guy. We were hooking up for a while and then we kind of just stopped out of nowhere. Things were never serious between us, we just hung out once in a while. A few months later, I started actually dating this other guy. One night, I brought him to a party. I didn’t know that my old hookup buddy would be there, but he was and what did I find out? My new BF and my old hookup are COUSINS. Awkwardly funny, right? Well, it gets weirder.

A few months later, my BF and I broke up. I then became best friends with his sister because she was so cool. We got really close and started hanging out all the time. It was sort of awkward to be friends with my ex’s sister, but whatever. One night, we went to a party together and at the end of the night, we ended up hooking up! So I’ve hooked up with my ex, his sister and his cousin. Nothing like keeping it in the family!

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Reader Hookup Confession: His Dad Caught Me Naked!

Gurl Confessions — Mon, 03 Jun 2013 22:00:53 +0000

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My boyfriend and I, let’s call him B, were on a family camping trip together. I know that sounds weird, but our families are actually really good friends, so it was normal for us to go camping together. However, this was the first time were dating while going on this trip.

During the middle of the night one night, I decided to sneak into his tent so that we could hook up. I had brought some of my cute lingerie and thought that he would think I was super sexy for coming into his tent all dressed up in it. I snuck up on him and gently unzipped his sleeping bag. He was snoring, which was weird, I didn’t know that he snored. Anyway, I got into the sleeping bag, but I couldn’t fit. Had he gotten fatter overnight?

It didn’t take long for me to figure out that I was in his dad’s tent, not his! I tried to run out before I woke him up, but I heard him yelling, “who’s there?” right as I was leaving. He probably got a pretty good view of my butt as I ran out of the tent. The next morning, he acted like nothing happened, but it was SO awkward.

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Reader Hookup Confession: My Brother Saw Something He Shouldn’t Have Seen

Gurl Confessions — Mon, 27 May 2013 22:00:54 +0000

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I’ve been crushing on this guy forever – it’s kind of embarrassing. I think he likes me too, but he’s a little shy, so he’s never said anything. All of my friends obviously knew about my endless crush and a few weeks ago, they finally managed to convince me to make a move on him.

I was going to ask him out in person, but then I just felt way too scared and nervous so I decided to do it in a note instead. I was worried about a teacher catching me handing him a note like that, so instead I decided to email him. I made the email really long and romantic. I told him exactly how I felt and explained how happy I would be if he would go out with me. I was pretty proud of how it came out, so I sent it to him.

Five minutes later, I got a text. It was from my brother… I had sent him the email instead of my crush by accident. I was completely humiliated and my brother has not stopped making fun of me since then. Talk about a family affair!

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Reader Hookup Confession: My Sticky Hands After My Hookup Totally Embarrassed Me

Gurl Confessions — Mon, 20 May 2013 22:00:21 +0000

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When my boyfriend and I had been together for maybe about a month, we got it on for the first time one afternoon when everyone in his house was out. Things started heating up and more and more clothing came off. We did pretty much everything except have sex.

Halfway through me giving my boyfriend oral sex, we heard his sister come through the front door. Obviously we both panicked and threw our clothes back on. Thankfully, we were dressed by the time she made her way through the house and we opened his bedroom door so things wouldn’t look shady.

She came into his room to say hi because I had never even met her before. I thought everything was okay until she shook my hand and I realized that the hand I had previously been using on my boyfriend was, um, really sticky. Realizing what was on my hand as I shook hands with his sister was a terrible, cringe-inducing moment. She never said anything about it, but needless to say it’s not my favorite moment.

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Reader Hookup Confession: I Had A Really Bad First Kiss

Gurl Confessions — Mon, 13 May 2013 22:00:38 +0000

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My now-boyfriend and I were each other’s first kiss and let’s just say it was… not great. On our first date, he went kiss me goodnight. I didn’t expect any tongue because it was our very kiss kiss, so I thought it would be pretty simple.

I let him kiss me and at first it was nice… then, all of the sudden, he shoved his tongue in my mouth. I had never made out with anyone before, so I didn’t know what to do. I sort of just stood there with my eyes and mouth open like a fish while he just moved his tongue around my mouth like crazy. After about one minute of this totally awkward kiss, he stopped, I quickly said goodnight and then ran into my house.

I was so embarrassed because I felt like I was a horrible kisser. I was convinced that he was going to think I was a total weirdo or something and I didn’t ever want to show my face to him again. But six months later we’re still together… and we finally got the whole making out thing down.

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Reader Hookup Confession: I Wrote A Poem For My Crush And He Found It!

Gurl Confessions — Mon, 06 May 2013 22:00:05 +0000

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You know that feeling when you want a hole to open up in the ground beneath you and make you disappear forever? Well, that is one feeling that I am way too familiar with. My life practically revolves around that feeling. Every moment of my school days are full of feeling like that and the weekends and holidays are days when I am waiting nervously for the next embarrassing moment to happen to me.

My most embarrassing moment so far happened only a few days ago. I’ve been crushing on this cute guy in my school forever and when I say crushing, I really mean that I’m in love with him. I decided to write a poem for my one and only. It took me two weeks to write it – I poured my heart and soul into it! I had planning on giving it to him, but once I was done, I decided that I wouldn’t give it to him after all. I’m way too shy and the poem explained exactly how much I liked him and why. Instead, I carried it around with me everywhere to make sure that no one would find it.

Then the worst thing happened: my crush found it and took it! We were joking around in class and the poem fell out of my backpack onto the floor. He grabbed it and when I begged for it back, he said it was his now and I couldn’t have it. I tried my hardest, but no matter what, he wouldn’t give it to me.

It’s been a few days and he still has it. I know that he has definitely read it by now and I can’t even look him in the face! We’ve both been avoiding each other. Ugh, that’s the last time I write a love poem like that.

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Reader Hookup Confession: I Peed All Over The Place Because Of A Spider!

Gurl Confessions — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:00:36 +0000

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My boyfriend and I have been going out for about five months and things are starting to get really serious. One day, his parents weren’t home, so I went over there and we started making out heavily. In the middle of our makeout sesh, I stopped and told him I had to go to the bathroom quickly – but something was in there that RUINED EVERYTHING!

First, let me tell you that I have arachnophobia (I’m terrified of spiders), so to me, this story does not sound crazy.

When I went to the bathroom and was squatting over the toilet, I saw this huge hairy thing crawl up from the toilet between my legs! I immediately jumped up, still peeing, and screaming. I got pee all over me, all over the floor, the walls – everything. And the worst thing of all? I couldn’t figure out how to unlock the door! I was screaming and trying to open the door and my boyfriend was on the other side saying, “jiggle and pull!”

I finally got the door opened and I was so freaked out that I ran out of his house. It wasn’t until after I got home that I remember that I had never flushed the toilet or cleaned up my pee that went everywhere in his bathroom. We don’t talk about what happened and because of my phobia, I don’t even go over there anymore. I really need to go to therapy, Gurl!

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Reader Hookup Confession: My Cat Stole Our Condom

Gurl Confessions — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 22:00:47 +0000

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My boyfriend and I have been dating for a while now. One night, he came over to my house to hang out. We were all alone, so we figured we could do whatever we want without having to worry about my parents catching us or anything like that. Obviously, we ended up having sex. The sex was amazing and everything was great… until my parents came home.

The four of us sat down to eat dinner together and everything was fine… when all of the sudden, my cat walked into the room with something hanging off of her paw. My dad went to investigate and guess what it was? The condom we used! She must have knocked the garbage over and found it. I almost died of embarrassment. Let’s just say I’m no longer allowed to be alone with my boyfriend.

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Reader Hookup Confession: My Nephew Almost Caught Us Having Sex!

Gurl Confessions — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 22:00:59 +0000

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This one is really bad, just warning you.

My boyfriend was invited to stay with me at my sister’s house for a few days. He was set up to sleep in the front room and I was put in a spare bedroom. My sister said she wouldn’t allow us to sleep together and she kept a really close eye on us. One night, we decided we would sneak. So, my boyfriend and I moved from the front room (where we were watching TV) to my bedroom, making sure everyone was asleep. We were heavily making out and getting down to business, both of us nearly naked already and we climbed onto my bed…

When my nephew’s head popped up from under my bed sheet! He looked absolutely horrified. He was young, so he was a bit confused. Apparently, he had climbed into my bed because it had start storming and I hadn’t seen him when we first walked in because he was hiding under the covers.

He ran screaming out of my room as my boyfriend and I frantically tried to get dressed. He told my sister that my boyfriend was attacking me and forcing me to take my clothing off, which of course caused my sister AND brother-in-law to come running into my room. It took all of my strength to keep my brother-in-law from beating my boyfriend to a pulp.

My boyfriend stayed at a hotel that night and I doubt he’ll ever be invited back.

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Reader Hookup Confession: My Ex Caught Me In Bed With His Cousin!

Gurl Confessions — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 22:00:13 +0000

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A while ago, I dated this guy we’ll call E. We didn’t last very long (we maybe dated for about four months before we broke up). The breakup wasn’t too devastating because I hadn’t developed strong feelings for E yet.

A few weeks after we broke up, I met this kid C who I thought was really cute. We were instantly attracted to each other. We hooked up a bunch of times before we began to start officially dating.

One night, C invited me to go to a little party that his older sister was throwing. Now, keep in mind that E and I hadn’t talked since we had broken up a few weeks earlier. In the middle of the party, C and I snuck away to the room where all the coats were and began to hook up. Things were getting pretty steamy (our shirts were off at this point) and then all of the sudden the door opened – and in walks E with his best friend!

The look on his face was gut wrenching – I’ve never seen a kid so mad in my whole life. Turns out that E and C were cousins and I didn’t even know it! Needless to say, the rest of the night was painfully awkward. E now hates my guts and C and I ended things not long after that night.

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