16 Whisper Confessions About Bad Kisses That Are So Real

When a kiss is good, it’s really good. And when it’s bad, well, it’s awful. If you’ve ever experienced a slobber-filled, neck-aching tongue tangle, you will know what I’m talking about.

Unfortunately, bad kisses happen. They can happen with bad dates, but they can also happen with amazing dates who you are really, really attracted to. You can even have a bad kiss with someone who you’ve had plenty of ~*amazing*~ kisses. It’s pretty much the luck of the draw. Sometimes, it’s the situation that’s the problem, other times it’s someone’s technique, and occasionally it’s a hygiene issue. Then there are times where it all just goes to pieces and you really don’t know how it ended so badly. That’s life.

If you’ve recently experienced a bad kiss, know that you’re not alone. There are people who have been in just as awkward situations, if not worse. Want some proof? Here are 16 Whisper confessions about bad kisses that show not every kiss is filled with *magic.*

1. Sometimes reflexes just take over…


At least it was an appreciative gesture, right?


2. Now looking for a non-smoker.


Hands up if you feel a little nauseous, now?


3. When they just have no clue.


Practice makes perfect?


4. Not the best memory.


Erm, yum?


5. When you get a surprise critique. 


Sorry, I didn’t know my performance was being graded.


6. It all has to work.


Don’t forget about the delivery.


7. Hygiene is essential.


Listen to your dentist and use a toothbrush.


8. Ouch.


Your teeth won’t bruise, but your ego will be damaged.


9. What a surprise.


It’s not something you think about until you’re in the situation.


10. When it still haunts you.


Tongue game needs work.


11. Needs better configuration.


Perhaps I should have put my phone down.


12. Not the romantic kiss I was envisioning…




13. Love you, but not your leftovers.




14. Almost-kisses can be just as awkward.


It could have been worse.


15. Woof.


Is this insulting to bulldogs?


16. Not the ending you want to have.




What was your most awkward kissing experience? Let us know in the comments!


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