11 NSFW Holiday Cards You Should Send To Your Bae This Year

I don’t want to stress you out even more than you are already, but Christmas will soon be here. Hanukkah has already started and New Year’s Eve is going to be here in a blink of an eye. If you’re working on your holiday shopping, and you’re looking for something special to give to bae, I want you to think beyond the presents, and consider cards.

In today’s tech times, we sometimes forget about how special sending cards can be. While you might be tempted to send bae a heartfelt text, I encourage you to try something new and send a card. And there’s no need to stop at any generic card. You can send bae a naughty NSFW holiday card that’s meant for his/her eyes only.

Don’t worry, you don’t have to bust out your art supplies to create your own kinky holiday card. There are pre-made ones that you can buy. That means all you have to do is write your sexy message. Have a look at 11 NSFW holiday cards that you can send to bae:


Well Hung (Just Like You)

This is referencing an entirely different type of *stocking.* And it's one that you definitely don't hang on a fireplace.

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The Only Package I Want This Christmas Is Yours

Have trouble being direct when talking? This card makes it clear exactly what you want this Christmas. There are no ambiguous answers here.

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All I Want For Christmas Is Your Cute Butt

This one is a little more PG, but it's still pretty hot. You can also make it more R-rated with the message that you leave inside...

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I'm Like A Snowflake

You think it's just a cute card about a little animated snowflake. Then you're hit with the last line. And that's how you surprise bae when he/she isn't expecting it at all.

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All I Want For Christmas Is You...Naked

Mariah Carey may not have sang these exact lyrics, but we don't think your SO will be too concerned about that. Bae will probably be thinking about what happens after the gift exchange.

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Can I Suck Your Christmas Candy?

Yeah, you'll probably never be able to look at elves, Santa hats, or candy canes the same way again, but the card does succeed at getting the sexy message across in a festive way.

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The Stockings Were Worn By The Woman With Care...

You guys, it's a sexy rhyming card. There's nothing like putting an adult spin on a classic holiday rhyme.

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I Like Your Balls

This definitely isn't referring to the ornaments on the tree. Don't let the picture fool you.

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Let's Be Naughty And Save Santa The Trip

Santa may not be making a trip, but I bet that you and bae will still get the presents you wanted.

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Baby It's Cold Outside...

If you're mailing this card, you will want to make sure that you send it to the right address and that only bae will open it. Otherwise, things will be very awkward.

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You're So Hot, You Make Me Melt

This definitely isn't your average snowman card. You think it's pretty sexy already with the message...then your eyes keep going down until they notice the second carrot. Hello.

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Have you ever given someone a NSFW holiday card? Let us know in the comments!

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