16 Of The Cringiest Tumblr Posts You’ll Still Relate To

You know what’s embarrassing? Being alive. I mean, to be clear, it is certainly better than the alternative (death), but there is no denying that there is nothing more mortifying than being a person who lives in a human body. Bodies tend to do some pretty embarrassing things, after all–given that they are basically just large, fleshy meat sacks that never really move or look the same exact way you’d like–which means that, each and every day, you are at a high risk of being betrayed by your own body.

The good news? Every single person who lives in a human body–which is to say, you know, everyone–is also constantly being betrayed by their body. And this means that everyone, basically, is almost always as embarrassed as you are in their day-to-day life. Because of this, there are some excellent memes and jokes about always feeling deeply ashamed of your own damn self.  So, check out these extra-cringey Tumblr posts that, unfortunately, you’re definitely going to relate to:

1. Socializing:

http://gurl.tumblr.com/post/167050103909


 

2. Talking to another human being on…the phone:

http://floccinaucinihilipilificationa.tumblr.com/post/163141599211


 

3. Talking to another human IRL:

http://setheverman.tumblr.com/post/158010833162/me-about-to-talk-in-public-rehearses-what-im


 

4. Talking to humans, like, period:

https://spiffy-the-poet.tumblr.com/post/167052588244/badtalents-double-textin-someone-while-ignoring


 

5. Keeping it all together:

http://baracknobama.tumblr.com/post/167052686536


 

6. Receiving constructive criticism:

https://nihgum.tumblr.com/post/166781083565/flowerbpd-someone-gives-me-constructive


 

7. More socializing!

http://listenheremotherfucker.tumblr.com/post/166767805819/currently-meeeeeee


 

8. Advancing your career:

http://ruinedchildhood.com/post/167052766389/captainboomerangs-job-interviewer-what-are


 

9. Performing self care:

http://dirtgoth.tumblr.com/post/167052753495/lesbiandaydream-self-care-is-just-going-the-hell


 

10. Doing some shopping:

https://lmaonade.tumblr.com/post/166322672048/brain-do-you-have-your-wallet-me-slaps-my-ass


 

11. Having a nice interior monologue:

http://gingeriguana.tumblr.com/post/167052555356/anxiety-hey-its-time-me-for-what-anxiety-its


 

12. Becoming a big spender:

http://trust.tumblr.com/post/167014478539


 

13. Having a nice shower:

http://wheresmybubble.tumblr.com/post/164099447683/thoughts-like-these-always-seem-to-come-to-me-when


 

14. Coming to terms with your emotions:

http://gurl.tumblr.com/post/166848088054/sylferino-you-are-mistaken-theres-a


 

15. Experiencing every emotion…ever:

http://boohandler.tumblr.com/post/167055356838/me-overthinks-everything-and-cries-5-minutes


 

16. Embracing your best self:

http://gurl.tumblr.com/post/166826151278/gurl-same

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