If you are a person who has had sex (or has had something close sex, or have ever thought about having sex, or suspect that you may one day have sex) you will know that, most of the time, having a sex life sounds better than it actually is. Sure, there are are those nights of ~lust~ and ~passion~ that you are bound to have. But most of the time? This is…not exactly the case.
In fact, generally, it’s pretty much the opposite of that. So, check out these Tumblr posts that perfectly describe you and your sex life. Or lack thereof. Or whatever. Just look at them!
1. You and your main lover:
2. Your main kink:
3. Some more of your kinks:
4. One last kink:
5. You, fantasizing:
6. You responding to a ludicrous suggestion:
7. The best kind of BDSM:
8. This sensual grasp:
9. Getting a sweet text from your lover:
10. Many sweet texts, perhaps:
12. The only way to figure out one’s sexual orientation:
13. Becoming a freak:
14. Exposing yourself to the male gaze:
15. The mantra: