15 Romantic Sexts That Will Make You Horny AF

If you have spent more than a cursory amount of time on the internet, you will know that there is no shortage of sex-related content to be found on it. There are the sexy memes, the sex position advice, and the weird facts about sex. There’s a lot of sex!

Part of this sex content, of course, includes sexts. (I.e. “sexy texts.”) They are usually compiled on Twitter and Tumblr accounts with names like “Romantic Sexts” and “Horny Texts” and basically consist of your standard pre-foreplay language. They’re fine. They’re whatever. But, to be [refectly frank, I find these boring! Perhaps it is because I have been exposed to so much sexual content, and, as a result, have become depraved and desensitized, but even best of the bunch doesn’t really do anything for me anymore. Thankfully, there are some more…hard-core sexts that can be found. One just has to know where to look for them. So, check out these extra-sensual text messages that will, beyond the shadow of a doubt, make you horny AF:

1. This sweet pickup line:

https://furryhtml.tumblr.com/post/163507644493


 

2. Giving out the highest of compliments:

https://dankmemeuniversity.tumblr.com/post/164338026719


 

3. Always getting it right on the first try:

https://itsfunnytomemke.tumblr.com/post/154266942268


 

4. Never being afraid to make your boundaries clear:

http://nohelpwhatsoever.tumblr.com/post/165331752199/teamnowalls-me


 

5. Asking the questions no one has been brave enough to ask before:

https://spaghettiettietti.tumblr.com/post/155125325788


 

6. Getting sweet texts like this<3:

https://janlikestosleep.tumblr.com/post/166131341507


 

7. Texting Daddy:

http://omghellaturnt.tumblr.com/post/165581658107


 

8. Getting almost…too sexy:

https://thebrogreblog.tumblr.com/post/125739620153/this-guy-has-mastered-the-art-of-shrexting-shrek


 

9. Planning out your Netflix and Chill the right way:

https://spaghettiettietti.tumblr.com/post/157593260118


 

10. Revealing your kinks:

http://hotdog-bun.tumblr.com/post/116959947551/am-i-doing-this-right


 

11. Which may or may not include roleplaying as Hagrid:

http://t00cold.tumblr.com/post/127695172086


 

12. Getting involved in the black market:

http://rulebreaker.tumblr.com/post/150386556559


 

13. Spending your time well:

http://sorry-that-i-am-alive.tumblr.com/post/165226240299/memehumor-makes-sense


 

14. Sending the perfect sext:

http://sextybits.tumblr.com/post/166297561229


 

15. Sending so many sexts that you accidentally burn your burrito:

http://arandomthot.tumblr.com/post/160317462581/find-someone-who-will-burn-their-burrito-to-text

You can reach the author, Sara Hendricks, on Twitter and Instagram.

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