There comes a time in every person’s life–usually just after the onset of puberty–when you realize one horrible thing. You are too old to dress up in your old Jack-o-Lantern onesie and go door to door in your neighborhood and beg for candy, but too young to hit up the sort of clubs that you always imagined yourself doing when you grew up. What’s a girl to do? Trick or treat, or start inside all night watching scary movies and thinking of simpler times?
Of course, there is always one approach that you could take to the whole to trick-or-treat or not to trick-or-treat dilemma, which is: Who even cares! If you are really passionate about getting your fill of free candy to put in a pillowcase, I doubt that your neighbors will be able to intimidate you, no matter how disapproving they may be. Get your candy! But, if this is a moral quandary for you, there is no time to waste. Take this quiz to find out if you’re too old to trick or treat this year: