If you have ever used Pinterest before, you will know that, for the most part, it contains some solid, usable information. It has the recipes, the DIYs, the makeup and beauty hacks, and the college dorm decoration ideas that pretty much everyone can benefit from. So, yes–Pinterest is good for many things. One thing it is not good for? Advice. Specifically, any kind of sex or body-related advice.
You see, while people on Pinterest certainly know a lot about, like, overnight oats and at-home facials, their knowledge on basic human anatomy and interaction seems to be, um, lacking. You see this in the advice you can find on Pinterest relating to sex (horrible), vaginas (even worse), and its bafflingly popular “hoe tips” meme. And, of course, in its kissing advice.So, check out some of the most, uh, questionable kissing advice from Pinterest right here:
2. This does not seem like a fun game!
Like, a potentially friendship-ending-not-fun kind of game.
I mean, feel free to pitch it this way to your crush. Just know that, factually, it is inaccurate.
Technically, this one is more or less true. It’s just that you would need a lot more saliva than what is typically exchanged in a kiss in order to make it effective.
5. This is, um, dangerous:
Because it teaches guys that “no” actually means “yes.” Which is, uh, not good.
6. What does this mean?
And why is it on an iPhone note???
7. Yes, this one seems cute…
But WHERE did the stepladder come from?
I will say that I DO like the the last one.
9. I, too, love nothing more ripping my partner’s lips from their face <3:
It’s ESPECIALLY erotic if they don’t have bottom teeth, as is evident in this illustration!
10. This one seems a little specific, but okay:
11. I LOVE science!
I mean, don’t we all?
12. Almost as much as I love FACTS!
Heart reacts only <3
13. Ah, yes. That’s more like it:
What do you think of this kissing advice? Would you ever actually follow any of it? Let us know in the comments!