Sex is something that most people, I think, can agree is pretty fun. Or, if not fun, exactly, certainly sought-after by, well-covered by the media, and, because of those two things, just about impossible not to think about, whether you actually want to have sex or not.
But, today, we are here to talk about bad sex. You know what ruins sex? Well, a lot of things–not enough foreplay, incompatible thrusting patterns, sword guys, etc.–but nothing really makes those sexy juices dry up quite like an ill-executed stab at humor regarding sex. Fortunately for me (and unfortunately for you, I suppose) I am a person who enjoys ruining things for others, and, as such, I feel that it is my bound-in duty to share all of the terrible, awful, no-good jokes, memes, and Tumblr posts (Why are they always Tumblr posts?) about sex that I have found over the years. So, check out some of the worst jokes that have ever been made about sex. I’m sorry! But not that sorry. I don’t know, just look:
1. THE REAL AND ACTUAL WORST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN:
4. It’s hard to argue with this one, but that does NOT mean I like it!!!
5. Me as hell:
7. THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL:
8. *sighs deeply and stares into the void*
10. Stop doing this!!!!
11. *Looks into the camera like a character on The Office*
is this about sucking dick pic.twitter.com/nlG1kfwcPJ
— inet ? (@lifegonewild) January 29, 2017
13. I am CONVULSING (and NOT sexily, in case you were wondering):
14. I’m calling the police:
Spongebob really a freak ? givin squidward the succ anytime anywhere… need me one like this ?? pic.twitter.com/DPelfyX8ss
— cayne (@c0mic_sans) August 18, 2015
15. I am calling the Coast Guard!!!
17. Who can’t relate?
18. *Laughs* *cries*
Wow describes me perfectly pic.twitter.com/pxP8QlhDrI
— ～ ｄ ｒ ｕ ｇ ｓ ～ (@losdrogas) July 18, 2017
19. Ah, high school romance:
21. DELETE this:
What do you think of these jokes? Which one(s) made you cringe the most? Let us know in the comments!