22 Of The Worst Jokes That Have Ever Been Made About Sex

Sex is something that most people, I think, can agree is pretty fun. Or, if not fun, exactly, certainly sought-after by, well-covered by the media, and, because of those two things, just about impossible not to think about, whether you actually want to have sex or not.

But, today, we are here to talk about bad sex. You know what ruins sex? Well, a lot of things–not enough foreplay, incompatible thrusting patterns, sword guys, etc.–but nothing really makes those sexy juices dry up quite like an ill-executed stab at humor regarding sex. Fortunately for me (and unfortunately for you, I suppose) I am a person who enjoys ruining things for others, and, as such, I feel that it is my bound-in duty to share all of the terrible, awful, no-good jokes, memes, and Tumblr posts (Why are they always Tumblr posts?) about sex that I have found over the years. So, check out some of the worst jokes that have ever been made about sex. I’m sorry! But not that sorry. I don’t know, just look:

1. THE REAL AND ACTUAL WORST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN:
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2. No:

https://dankmemeuniversity.tumblr.com/post/164274674917


 

3. WHY:

http://cuntinued.tumblr.com/post/128748305023/officialcrow-eatpussylivehappy-sex-is-fun-but-i


 

4. It’s hard to argue with this one, but that does NOT mean I like it!!!

http://kinghispaniola.tumblr.com/post/158878297591/that-thing-be-glazed


 

5. Me as hell:

http://fartgallery.ca/post/151661982652/having-sex-partner-how-does-that-feel-me


 

6. Help:

http://trust.tumblr.com/post/164349645639


 

7. THIS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL:

http://clestroying.tumblr.com/post/137954482158/surprisebitch-killuav-when-he-just-fucked


 

8. *sighs deeply and stares into the void*

http://georgewarshington.tumblr.com/post/160777986510/nourrice-rabbbbsberry-demonpufff-i-am


 

9. Rude:

http://afk.tumblr.com/post/150294549894/bogleech-agentis-zephirum


 

10. Stop doing this!!!!

http://coluring.ca/post/104514859933/share-how-to-not-wear-your-disney-jumper


 

11. *Looks into the camera like a character on The Office*

http://scottymccalled.tumblr.com/post/152739165935


 

12. BYE!!!!


 

13. I am CONVULSING (and NOT sexily, in case you were wondering):

http://psychecl.tumblr.com/post/142416517707


 

14. I’m calling the police:


 

15. I am calling the Coast Guard!!!

https://zackisontumblr.tumblr.com/post/147113291517


 

16. ME!

http://a-p4thetic.tumblr.com/post/102674787612/dadsofficial-so-apparently-its-a-turnoff-to


 

17. Who can’t relate?

http://trannysaurus–rex.tumblr.com/post/123698391534/when-you-invite-me-over-for-sex-and-there-are


 

18. *Laughs* *cries*


 

19. Ah, high school romance:

http://witchomo.tumblr.com/post/141960045095/bareback-bieber-you-need-to-find-you-a-man-who


 

20. Same:

http://onlytwitterpics.tumblr.com/post/141695827078


 

21. DELETE this:

http://weather.tumblr.com/post/142353369903/jly-im-the-man


 

22. BYEEEE!

http://mccullochsam.tumblr.com/post/155809741372/when-she-succ-you-in-the-bus

What do you think of these jokes? Which one(s) made you cringe the most? Let us know in the comments!

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