15 Of The Worst Things That All Guys Do

If you are a heterosexual girl, chances are good that, at this point in your life, you have realized at least one very important thing. Most guys, despite how much you like them, and despite how much you would like to spend all of your time with them, are terrible. It is paradoxical, it is true, but I have said it before and I’ll say it again–heterosexuality is a burden that is not easily released!

This is not to say that all guys in the world are, like, constantly doing annoying and terrible things. It is just that, on average, most guys in the world, have, at one point, done an annoying and terrible thing. Or, perhaps, many annoying and terrible things. So, check out the worst things that pretty much all guys do:

1. There are many terrible things that boys can do–take, for instance, not understanding basic human anatomy enough to send a decent sext:

https://kitkakke.tumblr.com/post/120078560122/im-worried-about-these-straight-white-boys-and


 

2. Being “broflakes:”

https://nihgum.tumblr.com/post/165261690925/sonneillonv-madenthusiasms-i-am-so-adding


 

3. Pointing out that you…wear a bra?

http://blessedchaos.tumblr.com/post/143036376614/girl-problems


   

4. Not really understanding what “sex positive” means, but feeling confident that it sounds like something they’d like:

http://fun-ta-mental.tumblr.com/post/165154742655/feelingswithbrandy-cherryseltzer


 

5. Being weirdly into showering?

http://straightwhiteboystexting.org/post/163789641760/sweeetchef-why-am-i-still-on-tinder


   

6. Putting, uh, this in their online dating profiles:

SIGN ME UP! Who WOULDN’T want to go on a date with this gentleman?? Sushi and mini golf!

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7. And getting mad when you don’t respond to their advances:


   

8. Like…really mad:

Sounds weirdly specific, but ?.

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9. But also thinking that it’s totally cool if they’re the ones leading you on:

http://thisgrungeuniverse.tumblr.com/post/123943632367/boy-logic


 

10. Insisting that they only date girls who don’t wear makeup:


 

11. Not that they know what makeup looks like anyway, but that’s a moot point!


 

12. Texting you stuff like this:

http://blackppltwitter.tumblr.com/post/150002461218/she-thought-we-were-getting-mcchickens-together


 

13. And this:

http://the-cutest-patoot.tumblr.com/post/110296737056/for-all-your-fuckboy-needs-this-valentines-day


 

14. ????????

http://manda.tumblr.com/post/162281304071/thaxted-when-your-racism-conflicts-with-your


 

15. Stay safe out there!!!!

https://tylersavesthepandas.tumblr.com/post/164773743628/rumpelstiltskln-eggmeowth-im-so-fuckin-over

What do you think of these things? Do you find them annoying, too? Let us know in the comments!

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