8 Extremely Useful But NSFW Sex Tips You Need To Know

When you think of sex tips, you probably think of the most commonly asked questions that everyone wants to know: how do you know if you’re doing it right? Is foreplay really that important? What position is the best position? Sex tips are usually pieces of advice that aim to make you better at hooking up or to make your experience more enjoyable, which is great. And while popular advice is important, there are still some other things you need to know that don’t get discussed quite as much. And we’ve got them right here, thanks to the fine people from Reddit! Warning: they might be pretty NSFW, so, uh, don’t read this if your parents can look over your shoulder.

Sure, Reddit is filled with people who talk about conspiracy theories and weird roommate stories, but it is also filled with people who give great advice when it comes to sex. They bring up the things you probably never even knew you needed to know! Learning this stuff could change your sex life for the better. Curious? Thought so!  We went through this Ask Reddit thread to get rid of the sarcastic comments (they might be funny, but they’re no help) and find the things that are actually useful. Check out these NSFW sex tips you need now:


Only Put Flared Things Up Your Butt

For some reason, people will shove things up their butts that aren't supposed to be there and they actually can get stuck!  Paigezero said, "If you're gonna put it up your bum, it should have a flared base to stop it going all the way in. Don't use random stuff and end up at the hospital explaining how you just fell." Okay, yes. This is important. Be careful!

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Wait To Send Sexts

Honestly, this is something not many people think about. When you're horny, you're more likely to respond to a text from your annoying ex. SexBadgersaurus said, "Always masturbate before responding to your ex's text and see how you feel about it with a clear, non-horny mind." They are right! Clear your mind, then figure it out.

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Don't Drink Apple Juice On A Date

Yikes, I've never thought of this but it DOES make sense. Starbuckpirate said, "Do NOT over indulge in apple juice before an important date.Too much fruit juice causes diarrhea. That's because many juices contain sorbitol, a non-digestible form of sugar. Excess sorbitol levels cause the body to try to dilute the sugar by pulling water from the bloodstream into the intestine, which causes loose stools."

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Keep Towels Around During Sex

Let's be real: there are a TON of weird liquids that can come out of your body when you're doing it. It's important to have towels around when you're having sex. As Icecreampopncereal said, "Always have dedicated love cleanup towels." Yep, you don't want to get any of those weird bodily fluids on your freshly washed sheets.

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Be Careful When Cleaning Semen

Semen is....tricky. You would think it just washes out, but nope! As UNZxMoose said, "Do not clean cum up with warm/hot water. It'll turn into glue." This is an important tip that not many people will talk about!

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Pee After Sex

If you only learn one thing from us at Gurl.com, I hope it's that you should ALWAYS pee after sex. Kruddycat said, "Pee after sex. This goes for both genders. Nobody wants a UTI." This will help rid of any nasty bacteria and keep your vag clean.

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Don't Pressure Someone Into Finishing

This is also something that not many people talk about! But its still important. Cordeliagrace said, "Sometimes, try as you might, she (or he) might not come. It's 99% likely it has ZERO to do with you. If that is the case, do not take offense, do not pressure her (or him) into coming."

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Have Water Around

Honestly, sex is super dehydrating! In the moment, you might not want to get water, but trust me, it's important. Blogger321123 said, "Have some bottles of water nearby the sex. Sex is dehydrating."

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