15 Weird AF Text Messages That Are Probably Cursed

Every so often, I will receive a text message. This, in and of itself, is not particularly noteworthy (most people receive text messages from time to time, I am told), but, on occasion, a text will make me stop in my tracks. This is not because of the sender (most of them are not that exciting!) or the content, per se. It is, rather, an essence and certain kind of oddness that can only be explained by one thing: The text is cursed.

I am sure you can relate. It is hard to define what a “cursed” text messages is, exactly, but you will know it when you see it. Besides, there are a lot of weird, unsettling screenshots of text messages floating around on the internet that, as you are about to see, are also cursed. So, check out these weird texts messages that, no offense, almost certainly carry horcrux-level curses and will probably destroy anyone who chooses to open them:

1. This “slutty little night” message from a mysterious suitor:

http://koelkastdeur420.tumblr.com/post/157863097423/ilovesmoothjazz1998-reblog-in-45-seconds-to-have


 

2. These precious baby shoes:

http://manda.tumblr.com/post/164349582176/meme-theft-shook


 

3. This stunning exchange:

http://isaac.tumblr.com/post/158151371706/straightwhiteboystexting-i-believe-it-is


 

4. Also, this one:

http://cutenasute.tumblr.com/post/158218222718


 

5. Literally whatever this is:

http://technicallity.tumblr.com/post/163487432046


 

6. This, obviously:

http://maskedqueenrei.tumblr.com/post/159415157235


 

7. This kind message from Andrew:

https://z3r0-c001.tumblr.com/post/159976152971


 

8. This deep convo:

https://mydianagarcia.tumblr.com/post/160336746493


 

9. Um, this:

http://baracknobama.tumblr.com/post/160738824671


 

10. This text that proves once and for all that Mark really is a fake hoe:

http://tyleroakley.com/post/163095747721/whitelinesandversace-this-is-the-highlight-of-my


 

11. This sweet gift:

http://trust.tumblr.com/post/160810620954


 

12. This sweet sext:

https://spaghettiettietti.tumblr.com/post/155125325788


 

13. This NOT SWEET SEXT:

http://thebootydiaries.tumblr.com/post/160077720072


 

14. Um. This:

https://soundsnaked.tumblr.com/post/163170714268


 

15. And, finally, here is a blessed text to cleanse your palate:

http://maskedqueenrei.tumblr.com/post/164349812755

What do you think of these text messages? Which one was your, uh, favorite? Let us know in the comments!

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