12 Relationship Goals Posts That Are Actually Just So Rude

If you were to post something online about a significant other–a boyfriend, girlfriend, or very special BFF–you would choose to post something, like, kind and thoughtful, right? I mean, that is what I assume. You know, you do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Very basic, elementary school, Golden Rule-type stuff. But, as you are about to learn, some people do not think this way. Not at all. Which leads to things like THIS being posted to my timeline:



Obviously, I am not bringing this up to cape for the things on the opposite end of the spectrum; those super-sappy, mushy relationship goals posts that I have grown to loathe over the past few years with an intense and furious passion. Still, at least those ones, like, make sense to me. They are gross and overwrought and corny, but there is some logic there!

Some people, however, have no logic when they make posts about their partners. Thes posts they make are supposed to be relationship goals, but honestly? They are really just SO rude. Still, all the same, I have never encountered some well-placed schadenfreude that I didn’t enjoy, and, if you have made it this far, I suspect you feel the same way. So, check out the very rudest relationship goals right here:

1. Just say your girlfriend has a nice voice and you love her or don’t say anything at all, you jerk!



2. ??????????????



3. No:



4. I am not trying to be dramatic or anything, but this is really and truly my literal worst nightmare:

5. No:

6. This is inconsiderate both to his girlfriend, but also to everyone in the bathroom?



8. This straight-up rudeness:

|| I love this woman and her curvy body. As a teenager, I was often teased by my friends for my attraction to girls on the thicker side, ones who were shorter and curvier, girls that the average (basic) bro might refer to as "chubby" or even "fat." Then, as I became a man and started to educate myself on issues such as feminism and how the media marginalizes women by portraying a very narrow and very specific standard of beauty (thin, tall, lean) I realized how many men have bought into that lie. For me, there is nothing sexier than this woman right here: thick thighs, big booty, cute little side roll, etc. Her shape and size won't be the one featured on the cover of Cosmopolitan but it's the one featured in my life and in my heart. There's nothing sexier to me than a woman who is both curvy and confident; this gorgeous girl I married fills out every inch of her jeans and is still the most beautiful one in the room. Guys, rethink what society has told you that you should desire. A real woman is not a porn star or a bikini mannequin or a movie character. She's real. She has beautiful stretch marks on her hips and cute little dimples on her booty. Girls, don't ever fool yourself by thinking you have to fit a certain mold to be loved and appreciated. There is a guy out there who is going to celebrate you for exactly who you are, someone who will love you like I love my Sarah. || photo cred: @kaileehjudd

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(Liking curvy women is great! Telling the whole world that you like curvy women by saying her body won’t be featured on magazine covers or appreciated by anyone but you is NOT great!)

9. THIS guy, who is either dating an illiterate girl (sweet!), or is RUDE and SANCTIMONIOUS and just thinks she can;t read for herself:


10. 🙁

(Who can’t relate, though?

11. Whatever is happening here:


12. Anyway! This is the only rude relationship goal I will accept:

What do you think of these goals? Do you also think they are rude? Let us know in the comments!

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