If you spend a significant amount of time online, then you already know that the internet as a whole has a lot of little random sub-cultures that are super popular within a specific group, but usually totally unknown to the uninitiated. There’s the crazy Twitter user sub-culture, full of people who tweet and re-tweet nonstop, 24 hours a day. There’s the creepy Reddit sub-culture, all weird dudes (and probably some girls too) who say things that would be unacceptable if spoken out loud. Then, of course, there is the hoe tips sub-culture, and that is the most important of them all.
I’ll admit it: I’m still sort of confused about what hoe tips are. At first glance, they appear to be janky graphics decorated in vaguely sexual emojis, covered with text in a strange font in a color that is almost always difficult to read. I don’t know who came up with hoe tips. I think they are meant for young women who want to be confident, in control of their lives and sexuality, which is awesome. A lot of the advice found in the hoe tips community is surprisingly good, even if it does look strange during a first impression (of course, a lot of it is very bad too). When I first stumbled upon them, I wanted to hate them. I really did! It’s just that I can’t. Hoe tips might seem weird AF, but honestly, some girls need to hear them – especially these hoe tips about dating. It’s advice you may not have known you needed, but once you read it, you’ll never date the same way again:
1. How to make a relationship last:
This graphic is honestly hard to read, but it does give some good advice: ignore what others say and think, be loyal and honest, and don’t cheat.
2. How to know if he’s not the one:
All very accurate! If your boyfriend matches up with this list, maybe it’s time to end things.
3. These tips on how to flirt:
I have to be honest, I don’t really get the tip about sending out good vibes, but for the most part, these are pretty good pieces of advice.
4. How to celebrate his birthday:
Feeling lost when it comes to picking out the birthday gift? Honestly, these ideas are pretty solid.
5. These things to keep in mind if you’re dating while in high school:
Dating while in high school is a whole different game. Pay attention to this stuff!
6. How to move on from an ex:
Whenever anyone asks me how to get over an ex, I always tell them to delete them off all social media. You might want to stay updated on what they’re doing, but honestly? It just makes everything worse.
7. These flirting tips:
All good tips!
8. This advice on boys that rings true:
The confidence tip is gold!
9. How to have a great relationship:
The part about being understanding? That is super, super important.
10. This advice on how to meet his family:
I mean, you really don’t have to smell nice, but all of the other stuff is pretty essential.
11. Tips on what to do if you’re single:
Being single can be tough sometimes, but I like this advice on how to deal.
12. What to do to be close besides having sex:
Not every physical moment has to be just about sex!
13. How to deal with a long distance relationship:
LDRs are so tough, but this advice can help a little.
14. These date ideas:
Who says you have to spend a lot of money to have a great date night?
15. How to get your crush to pay attention to you:
Keep it simple! If they like you, you’ll know.
16. How to stay safe when dating:
This is all important to remember, and unfortunately, easy to ignore sometimes.
17. How to show your love for your bae.
Reminding your bae how much you like them is always good, even if you’ve been together for a while.
18. These dating do’s and don’ts:
Good rules to follow!
Are a member of the hoe tips community? Which one of these is your favorite? Share in the comments below.