You will experience a lot of things when you go to college: you will find new friends, make new enemies, learn how much campus food you can actually eat without dying, etc. You will also have to learn how to compromise. You will be sharing a small room with others, which can be hard to get used to. Not only that, but you might even meet a new ~bae~ (gasp!) and want to get it on with them in your dorm. Heck yeah! But how do you do that when your dorm barely fits your shoe collection?! It’s hard, I know, no pun intended.
It’s time to get smart when it comes to your sex positions. You’re going to have to utilize the space you have and do your best to have a good time, even though you live in a literal closet. The first thing you have to do is set up some sort of system with your roommates. Are you going to have a “signal” for when you need the room? Are you going to have a certain time of day where the room is yours? Are you going to just have sex with them in the room? JK, don’t do that, PLEASE. Once you figure out a system, then you and your partner/bae/FWB can try out these dorm-approved sex positions. Have fun! Be safe!
Loft In SpaceMost college students will, at one point, live in a room with a bunk bed. Use this to your advantage! Try standing up and using the bed to help you out when it comes to balancing. Most dorm beds are too small to fit two people, so this is a perfect compromise. Source
SpooningWe all know how tiny those dorm room beds are, so spooning is a pretty good way to get it on without suffering any serious injuries. Lay on your side and have your bae ~spoon you~. It's comfy and fun and you can watch Netflix at the same time! It's a win win. Source
DesksideHave a desk? Most students do! It's sort of the perfect place to bend over and get it on, right? Bend over and lay on your desk with your arms out in front of you to help you balance. Have your bae stand behind you and hold your hips. If you want, try to incorporate a vibrator into the mix. Why not! Source
Shower SexIf your roommate is sleeping in your room and you can't find a place to do it, why not try it in the shower? Just be aware that dorm showers can be GROSS if they are super public, so be sure to wear shower shoes and all that. But standing sex in the shower can be super fun! Source
Edge Of HeavenAll you need for this one is chair, which is normally supplied by your school! Awesome! Have your bae sit down normally, as you sit on top so that you guys are facing each other. Have your bae hold onto your hips so that you won't fall and you're good to go! Source
Chair-y NiceFor another chair position, try standing! Lean over the chair with one leg propped up as your bae stands from behind you, holding onto your waist. If you REALLY want to go all out, try putting both of your legs up on the chair. I'm not even sure if that's possible unless you're super flexible and have good balance, but it's worth a shot! Source
Mini Fridge MamboA mini fridge is normally a shared appliance, so just keep that in mind when you decide to have sex on top of it. Throw a town on top of it and have your bae sit down as you sit on top, facing away. Just make sure you don't accidentally knock the door open and have all of your frozen items fall out. Source
Have you tried any of these? Tell us in the comments!