As someone who reads a LOT of conspiracy theories, I think that my favorite ones revolve around things from my childhood, specifically TV shows. I grew up watching a lot of Disney Channel shows, so when I revisit them at an older age, I am always shocked to learn about the weird and far-fetched conspiracy theories that actually make a little bit of sense. I’m not saying that I believe every single theory on the internet (I actually don’t believe most of them, but whatever) but some of them DO make some interesting points.
Sure, a lot of these come from people with waaaay too much time on their hands (me) and are read by people who like to freak themselves out (also me) but they can be kind of fun to read, if you like ruining your adolescence! I’ve already shown you all of the creepy Nickelodeon theories, so it makes sense that now I am going to let you in on all of the Disney Channel conspiracy theories that have been circulating the internet. Check them out below. You’re welcome!!
London Tipton Is A WizardThis definitely isn't true, although I wouldn't really put it past J.K. Rowling to try and make this a thing, TBH. It's a theory that states that London Tipton from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody is actually a wizard from the Harry Potter universe living in the muggle world. It would explain why she has NO idea how anything really works, and has trouble with basic concepts. At one point, London says Voldemort's name, then freaks out. Hmm...interesting. Image Source: The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
Miley Stewart's Friends Were ActorsThis is actually a really interesting theory about Hannah Montana. There isn't a lot of evidence to back it up, but the concept does make sense. Billy Ray wanted Miley to lead a normal life when they moved to Malibu, so he hired actors (Oliver and Lilly) to act as her friends to make her seem more normal. I mean, they would TOTALLY know that it was her, so it does make a little sense. It's silly, but still interesting to think about. Image Source: Hannah Montana
Wizards Of Waverly Place And Hannah Montana Exist In The Same UniverseOkay, I actually like this one. Remember that episode of Hannah Montana where Selena Gomez plays Hannah's rival Mikayla? And then she went on to star in her own show about being a wizard named Alex? Well, most people thought that this was just a coincidence that Selena Gomez starred on two TV shows around the same time. BUT - here's where the story gets interesting: there is a Wizards Of Waverly Place crossover episode that confirms that Hannah Montana lives in the same universe as the Waverly Place characters. This had many people thinking that Alex was actually Mikayla, and she used her magical powers to convince people that she was a celebrity in her spare time. WEIRD. Image Source: Hannah Montana
The Proud Family Sold DrugsIf you remember, Penny Proud's dad Oscar was a salesman for "Proud Snacks," a snack company that wasn't very successful. Many people in the show commented on how the snacks would make people sick and tasted funny, which is why nobody bought them. Now, there is a theory that these are actually marijuana snacks, and that Oscar runs a drug cartel. It seems a bit heavy for a Disney channel cartoon, but it is interesting how he made all that money from snacks that supposedly tasted bad. Image Source: The Proud Family
Lizzie McGuire Had A Mental DisorderSome people believe that Lizzie McGuire actually had schizophrenia, which is why she always imagined her cartoon self. The theory even goes so far to say that Lizzie made up all of her friends in her head, and that Miranda and Gordo never even existed. Hm. Image Source: Lizzie McGuire
Kim Possible Was Genetically EngineeredThis wasn't a theory I have heard before, which is really saying something, since I LOVE reading conspiracy theories. Some people think that Kim Possible is actually a genetically engineered teen, which is why she's so good at beating the bad guys. I mean, both of her parents were scientists, so it could really make sense! Image Source: Kim Possible
Zack And Cody Are A Part Of The IlluminatiI don't really have anything to say about this one. There is one scene in Zack and Cody where the words "Illuminati" are clearly written on the chalkboard behind them. So, people think that this show promotes the Illuminati and the devil. I don't think there is any other evidence (besides the fact that they say the number "six " a lot...but okay) so I don't know how credible this theory is. Image Source: The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
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