16 Tumblr Posts About Sex That Will Make You Scream Because They’re So True

One of the greatest things about Tumblr is how inappropriate it can get. Because, let’s be honest, a dirty sense of humor is the best sense of humor, especially when you can laugh at it from the comfort of your own home, without anyone judging you. There are too many amazing Tumblr posts to count, but some of the best are the ones that are about sex. This is because they are often so true that it feels like someone has hacked your brain and created the post from your own thoughts, which is just the best thing about finding a good meme.

If you’ve ever had sex, then you’ll appreciate the below thoughts on the act. This is especially true if you are quiet and keep to yourself and you would never dream of saying these things out loud. It’s kind of comforting to know other people can be as inappropriate as your innermost thoughts, you know? So, check out these hilarious Tumblr posts about sex that are so true they’ll make you scream out loud. In a good way!

1. An actual photo of… well… you get it:

http://kinghispaniola.tumblr.com/post/158878297591/that-thing-be-glazed


 

2. TBH guys should take note:

http://georgewarshington.tumblr.com/post/160777986510/nourrice-rabbbbsberry-demonpufff-i-am


 

3. This runs through your mind a little too often:

http://manda.tumblr.com/post/160986528051/why-am-i-getting-turned-on-by-that


 

4. Sometimes you just get distracted:

http://sludgebat.tumblr.com/post/108244771742/during-sex


 

5. If you say “daddy” then you get it:

http://celfi.tumblr.com/post/160308085010/meatfighter-herdreadsrock-meatfighter


 

6. Raise your hand if you know the real reason for the pineapple:

http://onlytwitterpics.tumblr.com/post/161807533888/xeppeli-it-makes-me-happy-knowing-that-we-have


 

7. You’re not just going to FORGET about everything because he’s turned on

http://onlytwitterpics.tumblr.com/post/162494012903


 

8. The accuracy is SO REAL:

http://onlytwitterpics.tumblr.com/post/162471822473/kogaroshi-me-when-im-horny-mmm-nut-all-over-my


 

9. Kinky AF:

http://onlytwitterpics.tumblr.com/post/162474699973


 

10. When you try to start sexting but, uh, you fail:

http://thebootydiaries.tumblr.com/post/162889577382


 

11. When you misunderstand the question:

http://thebootydiaries.tumblr.com/post/162883648962/boy-do-you-have-any-fantasies-me-haha-yeah-so


 

12. When you’re just not in the mood.

http://thebootydiaries.tumblr.com/post/162860804097


 

13. You are literally both of these people:

http://georgewarshington.tumblr.com/post/163367903530/blackamydunne-soshesawildflowerxo-dont-get


 

14. When you keep sleeping with the wrong person:

http://reshipped.tumblr.com/post/162050908125


 

15. You’re a little shy:

http://reshipped.tumblr.com/post/161584684430/theshitneyspears-mid-sex-my-crush-are-you


 

16. You after dark:

http://reshipped.tumblr.com/post/163298816195

Which one of these posts is your favorite? What did we forget to include? Share in the comments!

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