22 Posts You’ll Relate To If You’re Slightly Garbage

If you have been paying attention, you will know that being garbage–as in, like, being a “trash” person who is the worst and total rubbish–is in style right now.

Personally? I am pretty into it, since far too many of us can relate to the concept of being garbage in some way. You are the only person who sees everything you do all day, after all (well, the only person other than the Good Lord Above, if you are into that sort of thing), so, of course, you see yourself at your worst. You see yourself when you stalk your ex in a private browser at 2 AM so they won’t show up in your search history, you see yourself when you eat the cupcakes you knew your mom was planning on bringing to the PTA bake sale, and you see yourself when you read Sparknotes instead of the actual book you were supposed to read for a class discussion. You’re trash! I am trash. We’re all trash.

But, on another level, you know that you are very much not the worst. In fact, you realize that the fact that you are nothing more than a steaming pile of trash is all part of what makes you you and, perhaps, you even love yourself a little bit more for it. So, check out these posts on things you’ll understand if you’re a garbage person. But you, know–just a little bit of one:

1. You contain multitudes:

http://isaac.tumblr.com/post/163407030671


 

2. You always acknowledge your texting flaws:

http://maskedqueenrei.tumblr.com/post/163215945070/butt-berry-saying-something-risky-right-before


 

3. Even when they involve screenshots:

http://trust.tumblr.com/post/163407267584


 

4. You as a parent:

http://kardashiansfuckyeah.tumblr.com/post/163173614147/child-daddy-look-i-drew-you-and-mommy-at-school


 

5. You as a professor:

http://trust.tumblr.com/post/161599929139


 

6. You excelling at your career:

http://tyleroakley.com/post/163095747721/whitelinesandversace-this-is-the-highlight-of-my


 

7. You on Yahoo Answers:

http://omghellaturnt.tumblr.com/post/163139217252


 

8. Despite it all, you have managed to retain some solid friendships:

http://kardashiansfuckyeah.tumblr.com/post/163108395602/nicedoggo-me-whenever-anybody-says-that-they


 

9. Although:

https://pardonmewhileiburn.tumblr.com/post/163105520442/mrsdewinter-iilya-my-friends-talking


 

10. Your grandfather, probably:


 

11. Your idea of haute couture:

http://afk.tumblr.com/post/163097125914


 

12. You and your squad during the bomb threat:

http://ugly.life/post/127232062586


 

13. You at school:

http://its-my-party-i-cum-if-i-want-to.tumblr.com/post/162358411003


 

14. You after school:

http://lovehigher.tumblr.com/post/162356505234/yasminandmeygan-the-feds-reading-my-blog-why


 

15. You practicing self care:

https://janlikestosleep.tumblr.com/post/162358548287


 

16. You on Tinder:

http://mccarthygirl25.tumblr.com/post/162185361519/queen-prophetess-666-ninetales-powerjock


 

17. You as a Renaissance noblewoman:

http://br00klyn.co/post/162049994214


 

19. Literally you on a cooking show:

http://br00klyn.co/post/161241650989/byrneing-worst-cooks-in-america-is-genuinely


 

20. You making the most of your clique:

http://bilbo-swwaggins.tumblr.com/post/161092869361/yoncevevo-me-when-i-plant-the-seed-of-drama-and


 

21. I mean, what’s clear is that you are trash, through and through:

https://knowwhatimeme.tumblr.com/post/163172040681


 

22. But you are the best kind of trash. And that’s what really matters:

https://spaghettiettietti.tumblr.com/post/157877052213

Did you relate to these posts? Which one is your favorite? Let us know in the comments!

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