How To Masturbate By Humping Things

Do you know much about humping? The term itself is often used when talking about sex, but today we are going to talk about it in terms of masturbating. You might think that masturbating with anything other than your hands or a sex toy is a little weird, but stick with me here. A really common form of masturbating is to hump stuff, and we don’t really talk about it too much. Maybe people are embarrassed, or maybe it’s just not really a topic you would normally bring up in everyday conversation. Whatever the case is, it’s time we talk about it.

Not to get too psychological here, but according to Sexual Behaviour In The Human Female, many girls hump things at a young age without even realizing it. A lot of the time, this is the first time a girl is exposed to the idea of masturbating or touching her genitals. So, even if you haven’t done it consciously there is a chance that you have humped things before when you were younger and just beginning to learn about your body. Bodies are wild, right?!

The point here is that if you want to try humping as a form of masturbating, you totally should, since it’s a normal thing that so many people do. You might not know how start doing it, which is why we are here to help you out. Whether or not you’ve masturbated before, humping is actually a good way to start out. It’s pretty easy and a little less scary than the idea of sticking your fingers in your body.

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First, find something you want to hump. Have it be something soft, like a pillow, the arm of a couch, or even a stuffed animal, if you can handle the idea of doing that to your childhood best friend (no judgment here). If you want to avoid getting messy, you should hump things while you still have pants on. Not only will it be better for your vag, but it won’t get your pillow all…sticky. It happens! You also don’t really want to put anything near your vagina unless it’s super clean and you know how dirty pillows can get. It’s just a better idea to keep your underwear on, for the safety of your vag.

Then, you should do what feels good. Start out slow, since you don’t want to hurt yourself. Put a little bit of pressure on your clit and move back and forth until it feels good. The main thing to remember here is that it shouldn’t hurt or feel painful, especially if you are using something soft like a pillow. Once you start to get the hang of it, you can start going faster or trying new things, like laying in a different position. It’s all about feeling good! GOOD LUCK!

Have you ever done this? Tell us in the comments!

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