30 Hilariously Accurate Tumblr Posts On Things We All Secretly Do

One of the most appealing things about Tumblr is that users aren’t afraid to get real. They share text posts and memes about the weird, embarrassing, and slightly NSFW things they do when no one else is around, and you read those things, and you think, “OMG I’m not alone!” That’s one of my favorite things about Tumblr, at least – I find out that I’m not the only weirdo in the world. For example, I read this a few weeks ago, and it just basically described my actions whenever anything happens to me, ever:

http://jboothyy.tumblr.com/post/154208403085/exxustential-me-immediately-forgives-someone

I’m so happy other people deal with their anger as badly as I do! Seriously, though, Tumblr is full of confessions like this one that reveal the secret things we all do when no one else is around. Somehow, it’s easier to confess you do these things by reblogging the post, or snatching it up and posting it on Instagram with the caption “OMG same. #meAF,” and there’s no shame in that. If you want to feel less alone for the strange things you do when your’e on your own, then check out the below Tumblr posts. They’re funny, they’re awesome, and they’ll make you shriek “SAME” while you’re alone in your bedroom:

1. What you’re really doing while staring at your phone:

http://teenscoolest.com/post/161818406514


 

2. When you have to do whatever you can to make sure you don’t get in trouble:

http://manda.tumblr.com/post/161820527506


 

3. What you say whenever you have no intentions of hanging out with someone:

http://humorrelated.tumblr.com/post/161584201401


 

4. An actual photo of you getting yelled at:

http://thebootydiaries.tumblr.com/post/161802524587/starllex-when-your-mom-is-yelling-at-you-to-do


 

5. You lie about things to get information:

http://onlytwitterpics.tumblr.com/post/161035377648


 

6. You keep yourself from fighting with everyone by doing this:

http://squidyword.tumblr.com/post/161147493387/gahhhdamn-democrips-fake-conversations-in


 

7. You can never stop laughing when it’s socially acceptable:

http://weather.tumblr.com/post/160697363788


 

8. You definitely over exaggerate so that you can get the job:

http://onlytwitterpics.tumblr.com/post/161791815948


 

9. You might be polite when you’re out, but when you’re home… all bets are off:

http://onlytwitterpics.tumblr.com/post/161767322955/africant-me-eating-in-public-me-eating-at


 

10. The face you make when you’re trying not to kill someone:

http://humorrelated.tumblr.com/post/162051806321


 

11. You trying to fall asleep:

http://encourage.tumblr.com/post/162050944342


 

12. You when you feel really embarrassed:

http://intrude.tumblr.com/post/162092170703/when-someone-leaves-the-bathroom-door-unlocked


 

13. You’ve done this:

http://onlytwitterpics.tumblr.com/post/161820417873


 

14. You refusing to believe anyone would flirt with you.

http://georgewarshington.tumblr.com/post/162358440345/venusaurphobia-my-friends-they-were-totally


 

15. You whenever you get catcalled:

http://onlytwitterpics.tumblr.com/post/162359103808/when-youre-walking-pass-a-group-of-guys-and-you


 

16. You’re not great at saving money:

http://onlytwitterpics.tumblr.com/post/162343640683


 

17. So, maybe you’ve changed a little for a crush. Whatever!

http://onlytwitterpics.tumblr.com/post/162294151133


 

18. You try to act innocent when you know exactly what you did:

http://onlytwitterpics.tumblr.com/post/162289675858


 

19. Being petty is just a way of life:

http://thebootydiaries.tumblr.com/post/162354770632


 

20. Seriously though:

http://thebootydiaries.tumblr.com/post/162347301942/starllex-when-something-bad-happens-to-someone


 

21. When you’re not prepared:

http://thebootydiaries.tumblr.com/post/162338116717


 

22. How you act if you hate social situations:

http://onlytwitterpics.tumblr.com/post/162451991858/evooob-when-you-an-introvert-and-your-friends


 

23. You have to remind bae you’re innocent even when you started the fight:

http://onlytwitterpics.tumblr.com/post/162576090213


 

24. The worst thing that ever happened to iMessage:

http://thebootydiaries.tumblr.com/post/162883682072/eridone-when-u-start-typing-and-then-the-other


 

25. You are, uh, not great at keeping secrets.

http://thebootydiaries.tumblr.com/post/162848590732/sheerdisneymagic-me-irl-no-one-can-ever-know


 

26. This is totally you:

http://thebootydiaries.tumblr.com/post/162846462942/me-2-the-outside-world-yeah-i-dont-really-care


 

27. You get mad at bae even when you have no proof something is wrong:

http://reshipped.tumblr.com/post/162866539445/flosstbh-misslittlehavana-britney-she


 

28. You have been here:

http://thebootydiaries.tumblr.com/post/160509576847


 

29. You say you’re healthy and then you go home:

http://reshipped.tumblr.com/post/162883500865/my-stomach-please-god-put-nutrition-into-me-i-am


 

30. You hate being the odd one out:

http://manda.tumblr.com/post/161813582506/bennyslegs-when-your-friends-are-talking-about

Which one of these posts is your favorite? What did we forget to add? Share in the comments!

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