I am going to go ahead and say, on record, that being a girl is pretty cool. Of course, you have to look past the fact that gender is more or less a social construct and, as a result, labels like “boy” and “girl” are pretty much meaningless. But, once you do so,there’s something quite enjoyable about embracing feminine characteristics to whatever level you like.
You know what’s not cool? Or, to be exact, who’s not cool? People like this:
So, I suppose I should clarify. Basically, what I mean by “being a girl is cool,” what I really mean is “being literally anyone else but these people on the internet who present as men” is cool. So, here, presented without further ado, are some of the worst guys on the internet who will make you immeasurably happy that you were born or identify as a girl. Enjoy, if you are feeling extra brave today:
1. Let’s start this off with the boy who decided to take a dick pic while he was…pooping….???
2. Then, there’s this nice, equestrian-loving lad:
3. Who could forget the REAL Mr. Big?
4. And this man, who took what surely must have been at least 45 minutes to write this drivel:
5. Here’s some classic flirting advice from Tyler:
8. I feel positively ill:
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10. Has this boy ever? seen? a? vagina????
11. SOMETHING–I’m not sure what!–tells me that this girl’s Soundcloud rapper boyfriend might be a little insecure:
12. Spencer can, um, choke. Among other things:
14. “What a titts,” indeed:
16. Not nice:
16. Listen to the good man!!
17. The motto:
What do you think of these guys? Which one is, ahem, your favorite? Let us know in the comments!