Brace yourself. It’s summer, which means that the days are longer, the temperature is hotter, the air is thicker (“thiccer,” if you will) and the f*ckboys are out in full force.
Where did they come from? No one can say for sure (some say they have been with us since the dawn of time), but it always seems as though their prime is around the summer solstice, when they all burst forth from the ether of the Supreme Instagram page, wearing a RompHim and sending every girl in their phone the eggplant and tongue emoji, with nary an explanation nor follow-up.
So. Are you ready for the truth? This is a rhetorical question, because of course you aren’t. No one can fully be prepared for this sordid, depraved reality! Still, it is important to be prepared, no matter how seedy and unseemly the seedy underbelly of one’s future might be. So, take a deep breath, gird your loins, and steel your resolve. Then, take this quiz to find out, once and for all, which fuccboi text you are going to receive this summer:
Which result did you get? Are you going into hiding now? Let us know in the comments!