7 Things You Should Never Do With An Uncircumcised Penis

All penises are different. Some are so big they seem like they cannot fit, some are more on the micro side, and some are crooked. Then there are circumcised one and uncircumcised ones. Out of all of the different kinds of penises, uncircumcised ones seem to be the kind that leave many of us with a big question mark over our heads. A quick search will tell you that there are lots of questions about them, and more importantly, everyone wants to know how to *get it on* with one.

Really, there are not that many differences between a circumcised peen and an uncircumcised one. I mean, they’re all still penises. That being said, there are still some things you will want to do to accommodate that extra bit of foreskin. Conversely, there are also some things that you will not want to do. Study up on the things that you should not do with an uncircumcised penis.

Pull On It

I don't even have a penis, but I'm getting sympathy groin pains just at the thought of this. Pulling any sort of part down there has the potential to go really, really badly. If you do think that bae might be into a bit of rough play, it's critical that you ask beforehand. And if bae is game, the key thing to remember is that you still don't want to be too rough.

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Make A Big Issue Of It

TBH, bae might already be self-conscious about his uncircumcised penis so you don't want to make things worse by making a big deal out of it. If you're not sure what to do, you can do what you would with any other dude, and ask him. You can even do it in a way where you don't even need to bring up the state of his foreskin.

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Stick Anything In There

Ahhh, do not even think about it. Shoving something under or around that foreskin will not be hot. It will be downright painful. I imagine it would be about ten times worse than someone trying to insert something between your nail and your fingertip. And you know how bad that can be when you go too deep with the nail file.

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Attempt To Roll It Up

You don't need to treat the foreskin like it's a very breakable glass vase, but you do need to show a bit of care when handling it. If you start rolling it up and down bae's shaft, it can hurt, especially if you try and move the foreskin too high towards bae's balls. And a stinging peen is never hot.

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Completely Ignore It

While it might seem like a good idea, it's not the best way to go. You're going to have to address that foreskin sometime, so you might as well know the proper way to handle it. Pun fully intended. Plus, what pleasure is bae going to get if you just completely ignore the tip of his peen?

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Bite It

Does bae like it a bit rough? Well, you don't want to be biting his uncircumcised peen, no matter how *gentle* you think you're being. If you think that bae could actually be into it, ask beforehand. Then be very gentle when you do it. Those canines can do major damage.

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Tell Bae To Change It

Not cool, girl. Not cool. Telling bae that he should alter his uncircumcised penis is basically the same as bae telling you that you should change your boobs or shave your pubes. And we know that anyone who says either of those questions is not worth our time. Bae's body is unique and so is yours, and neither needs changing.

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Have you ever hooked up with a guy who had an uncircumcised penis? What are your tips? Let us know in the comments!

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