It doesn’t take more than a quick Google search to realize how many products there are for boobs out there. The beauty industry as a whole is eager to capitalize on the insecurities of women, and for many women, insecurity comes from the way their boobs look. Many ladies out there are desperate to find a solution to sagging, stretch marks, or small cup sizes that doesn’t involve going under the knife – so desperate that a lot of them are willing to spend money on expensive creams and products that promise to do just that. But if these sound too good to be true, it’s because they are – there is no miracle boob product out there that will totally change the way your breasts look. There are, however, some products for breasts that are actually worth buying.
Before you get any of these, you have to go into it with lower expectations. If you think any of the below products are going to transform your boobs by instantly making them much perkier, bigger, or smoother, you’re going to be disappointed. These products might help with whatever your issue is, but they aren’t the equivalent of surgery or a cosmetic procedure. And also, none of them will make your boobs bigger. None of them. No matter what other sites say!
That said, they can all still be useful in different ways that are still important. If you want your boobs to look (and feel) amazing, then check out these products now:
Boob OilA recent article in Glamour caught my attention, because the title included "Emma Watson" and "boob oil" and I had to know more because... WTF is boob oil? It's basically like an oil you would put on your face or body, but it's meant for massaging your breasts. There are a lot of rumors out there about how massaging boobs with oils can make them grow, but that's not what this does. Actually, as the article points out, it's a great way to moisturize your boobs while also checking for lumps and bumps. Interesting! Boob oil isn't going to drastically change how your breasts look, but it's good to hydrate them as you would any other part of your skin - and getting a check-in at the same time is a plus. Boobs Essential Oil, $36.74, Content Beauty
Deodorant PowderSweating during hot weather (or just in general) is annoying, but there are certain spots where it's more than annoying... one of those spots is your breasts. Boob sweat is uncomfortable, annoying, and can be embarrassing. Deodorant companies don't recommend swiping around your boobs, so what are you supposed to do? One great alternative is getting yourself some deodorant made especially for breasts. This Bust Dust powder has great reviews, goes on easily, and will keep your chest area nice and dry. No more stains on your bras! Bust Dust Powder, $19.95, Klima Deodorant
A Boob PillowThis little pillow goes in between your breasts while you sleep. It's supposed to give them support throughout the night and make things more comfortable. It's really most helpful for anyone who sleeps on their side - sleeping on your side with no bra can actually cause sagging, so this really isn't a bad idea. It doesn't seem totally comfortable, but hey - maybe you're into it. If you want to try it out, it's worth a shot! Bosom Buddy Breast Pillow, $27, Cure Diva
Anti-Chafing CreamThis is basically like a boob deodorant, just not in a powder form... well, kind of. Fresh Breasts applies like a lotion, then dries to a powder to keep your breasts dry and prevent them from chafing or getting too sweaty. It has really good reviews and is a must-have if you sweat a lot or work out all the time. This will not only make you feel more comfortable, but it could also prevent chest acne because it blocks some sweat. Fresh Breasts, $12.99, Fresh Balls
A Sheet MaskIn case you didn't know, sheet masks are great for hydrating the skin on your face - they deliver really concentrated moisture in a short amount of time. Since the skin on your breasts needs moisture too, it only makes sense that there are sheet masks for them. This boob sheet mask is easy to use and will keep your breasts nice and hydrated, leaving them glowing and feeling soft. Maskingdom Fit For Queen Lace Breast Mask, $11, Beautibi
Breast FirmerThere are tons of creams and lotions out there that promise to firm your breasts quickly, lifting them, getting rid of stretch marks, making them more perky, and making them look larger. These things definitely don't work. And honestly, this cream, which promises to firm your breasts, isn't a miracle product. But again, it's good to put lotion on them, and some people have reported a difference. Mio Boob Tube, $48, Dermstore
Luminizing MoisturizerIf you want to make your boobs look amazing fast, then apply a shimmery moisturizer to them. It makes the skin glow and it just makes your chest area look really amazing - it's great for a night out when you want to look extra special. This Shimmy Shimmy body tint from Lush is a great option, as it's not too overwhelmingly sparkly. Shimmy Shimmy Solid Body Tint, $7.95, Lush
Adhesive Breast LiftsNeed a lift ASAP? Get yourself some bra accessories, like these adhesive breast lifts. Instead of an insert that sits below your breasts, pulling them up, these pull from the top, like tape. It's like Kim Kardashian's tape trick, but better, because it's made for the sensitive skin around your boobs. I wouldn't advise using them every day, but they're great if you want to feel a little extra perky. The Perk Up, $10.95, Amazon
A Ta-Ta TowelOkay, so you know how, sometimes, your boobs get really hot and sweaty even if you're just wearing a bra? And all of that sweat puddles up in the cups and feels absolutely horrible? Well, this towel is the solution for that. It holds your boobs up, keeping them covered and comfortable, but also preventing sweat from feeling like mini lakes in bra cups. It might have been created for pregnant women, but honestly? It's cool for anyone. The Ta Ta Towel, $45, Ta Ta Towel
Boob GelSimilar to boob oil and the firming cream, this boob gel is a way to moisturize your breasts. It has great reviews on Sephora for the awesome smell and the way it can make breasts feel hydrated and a little bit more firm. Clarins Bust Beauty Extra Lift Gel, $62, Sephora
Have you ever tried any of these products? Would you ever try any? Let us know in the comments.