Have you ever seen a penis before? One that doesn’t belong to you? If so, you will likely understand the mixture of emotions and sensations that follow this viewing–bewilderment, arousal, anger, confusion, etc.–that, due to their juxtapositions, are often difficult to articulate properly.
Fortunately, there just so happens to be a wide array of penis-specific memes available on this here ‘net that you may rely on to do the explaining for you, if you feel that you are unable to do so.
I do not wish to be uncouth or unseemly or indecorous or any other word that relies on a prefix to get its true meaning across here. But, to be fair, there won’t be anything on this list that is more vulgar, really, than anything you have ever seen before, probably. After all, what is this world if not a big, revolving sphere that just so happens to be swarming with perverts? Like, if you have seen the “One Thicc Bih” meme (a meme that asserts that Mr. Krabs of SpongeBob fame is “thick”), and you still find penis memes to be offensive, I wish
(Also, you can, like, click out of this particular browser. You don’t have to actually look at the things that offend you on the internet, even if it does feel compulsory sometimes),
So, check out these memes that you will understand (unfortunately, in some cases) if you’ve ever seen a penis before:
1. I’m sorry:
When you see his penis for the first time …. pic.twitter.com/nh3Wr15cfS
— Linda (@turtledumplin) December 11, 2015
When he's wearing grey sweatpants.. pic.twitter.com/Q8s5OrjTWq
— sαϻῖα (@LOLUrNotEth) April 12, 2017
3. I’m so, so sorry about all of these:
When he forgets to use the lube pic.twitter.com/0CRFNq7V38
— PLANETROMEO (@PlanetRomeo) February 22, 2016
Trying to learn how fuel injection systems work but also this is what peeing with a boner is like pic.twitter.com/W6Dth0V5NY
— ハミー (@_MrVirk) December 8, 2016
6. Good advice!
If a guy complains that he can't "feel anything" with a condom on, try hitting him with a giant stick.
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) March 4, 2012
7. Also good advice:
Hand him a horse condom and then just stare.
— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) July 21, 2011
9. I’m so…mad:
10. Enraged, I tell you!!!
Sex Ed at school hasn't helped one bit – my girlfriend KEEPS getting pregnant, no matter how carefully I put a condom on a cucumber before.
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) March 31, 2015
.@WebMD am I supposed to put my penis AND testicles (balls) into a condom. they fit but it looks weird & im in pain
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) October 1, 2015
13. Well. Yeah:
Next time your getting hot & heavy with a girl, if she asks if you have a condom, look over both shoulders then whisper "A penis condom?"
— SCOTTY (@MarylandMudflap) April 26, 2012
14. You know what?
15. Who can’t relate?
What do you think of these memes? Which one is your fave? Let us know in the comments!