16 Embarrassing Things That Can Happen When You Give A Blowjob

Unfortunately, just like bad haircuts and crappy commutes to school, embarrassing moments are a part of life. And to make things worse, those cringe-worthy moments often involve our crushes and/or when we’re in the middle of doing something ~*sexy*~.  Because, life.

You might have experienced embarrassing moments when you were doing boob stuff or making out with someone, or you might have had an incident that left your red faced during the middle of oral sex. When it comes to the last one, the odds of something cringe-worthy happening during a blowjob seem unfortunately high. I guess trying to be sexy while putting a super sensitive, large object in your pie hole can result in cases where you want to bury your head in the sand.

Get ready to cringe. Here are 16 embarrassing things that can happen when you give a blowjob:

1. You literally fall into his crotch.

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Not the sort of start that you had in mind…

 

2. You get poked in the eye with his peen.

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How does this even happen? Seriously!?

 

3. You miss the target and end up awkwardly sucking his upper thigh.

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Blaming a moving penis on this one.

 

4. Your attempt to deep throat results in your violently gagging.

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#Sexy

 

5. You accidentally squeeze his balls when you rest your elbow on them.

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Doh.

 

6. Your incisor snags his foreskin.

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Dude looks like he is dying now and it is all my fault.

 

7. You literally try to blow it.

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You took the term “blowjob” a little too literally.

 

8. You get cum in your eye.

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Ahhhh! It burns.

 

9. You cannot decide whether to spit or swallow and just end up choking.

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Nothing like ending a blowjob by having bae slap you on your back in an attempt to clear your airway.

 

10. You end up with a pube in your front teeth.

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…And you don’t notice until two hours later after you have talked to four people.

 

11. You get lipstick all over his peen.

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Should I offer to wash it or would that be weird?

 

12. You have to take a break because you forgot to breathe.

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Note to self: Next time remember to breathe through my nose.

 

13. You pull away too early and end up with cum down your top.

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Definitely wishing I wore a jacket now.

 

14. You burp in the middle of things.
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That came out of nowhere.

 

15. Or you sneeze…

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…And to make it even worse, you then clenched your jaw.

 

16. You accidentally bite it.

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Never taking anyone’s advice to “be a bit rough” again.

 

What do you think is the most embarrassing thing that can happen during a blowjob? Let us know in the comments!

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