15 Relationship Goals You Should Actually Have This Summer

Now that summer is more or less here, it is very possible that you are thinking about getting started on your summer goals. You know, things like finalizing your summer job, or reorganizing your bedroom, or maybe even trying to finish up all of your college applications before the next school year gets started. (That is, if you are a goal-oriented person. If not, you may very well have no plans other than your plan to do absolutely nothing this entire summer, and that is your right.)

One goal you might not be considering? Your summer relationship goals.

I mean it! I don’t want to be rude, but, like, if you don’t have summer relationship goals, and you don’t achieve every single one of these relationship goals this summer, the whole thing is essentially a waste. No offense!!! I don’t make the rules here. So, check out all of the goals you need to accomplish this summer right here:

1. Ride a horse by the shore, in your bikini, as your shirtless lover grips your waist:
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2. Get matching “husband and wife” robes, even if (especially if) you aren’t getting married, and, in fact, have no plans to do so:
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3. Put faux-deep quotes in block letters (with a link to your blog, obviously) over every single beach photo you and bae take together:
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4. Force your close, personal friends to take photos of you and bae together in your most intimate post-coital moments (so that you may post quotes over them):
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6. Go surfing–atop your lover, underwater:
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5. Wear sexy outfits together:


 

6. Eat pizza with the best possible topping there is (sand):

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7. Have sex:
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8. Lots of sex:
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9. Touch your lover’s face with the sole intention of making them break out:

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10. Hire a stranger to serve you breakfast in bed:
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11. Or, better yet, a yurt:
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12. Remember that board is life:

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13. Do, um, this:
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14. Do this with somebody’s son:


 

15. Just kidding! Be the pig:
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(Who among us, after all, is not the pig?)

What do you think of these goals? Are you actually going to pursue any of them this summer? Let us know in the comments!

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