Hey guys, let’s talk about masturbating. Specifically, masturbating in public. It might seem weird and taboo, but that’s what we are here for! To discuss things like public masturbating or ice cube masturbation. I mean, you guys talk about it a lot on our boards, so I thought it would be a good thing to bring up. Wanting to masturbate in public is actually a lot more common than you would think, and not just in a “weird” fetish way. Sometimes, and this is especially true when your hormones are going wild through puberty, you get the urge to get it on in random places. This is understandable, and maybe there are some public spots where it’s okay, but some are definitely not. One spot in particular that a lot of you have asked about? School. You, uh, should not masturbate at school.
It might seem safe to run to the bathroom and quickly get it out of your system in between classes, but… you really shouldn’t. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but this is not a good idea.
For one, if you get caught, not only is it embarrassing, but it could be considered sexual harassment if you are ~exposing~ yourself in front of someone. That’s true even if it’s an accident and not done on purpose – like if someone walks in and catches you in the act. You really don’t want to have to deal with that! Not only is it terrifying, but it’s incredibly awkward. Anyone remember that scene in Degrassi where Claire gets caught in school with a dildo? She never lived it down, TBH. Obviously it’s cool to be sex-positive, but school isn’t really the place for that. Save it for your house!
Another thing to consider is the fact that masturbating should be a fun and exciting experience, not something that you should be doing while feeling stressed and nervous that you’re going to get caught or end up late for class. Save it for when you get home and you can get comfortable in bed!
Oh, and this could be a sign of a bigger issue. If you are feeling the need to do it when you are at school, it can be a sign that masturbating is taking over your life, which means you might need to make some adjustments. Obviously, there is nothing wrong with masturbating, but if you’re doing it so much that you are leaving class and missing important learning opportunities, you might want to consider reevaluating your masturbation schedule.
Finally, masturbating can make you super tired and ~out of it~, which is not what you want to happen if you’re in the middle of the school day. Your best bet is to wait until you get home in order to get it on with yourself! Get comfy in your bed, lock your door and feel free to take all the time you need. It’s much less risky than doin’ it in public.
Have you ever done this? Tell us in the comments!