15 Just Girly Things On What Actually Makes You Hot

It is rumored that a wise woman once said, “That’s hot.” Actually, this is not a rumor, it is a fact, and this wise woman, of course, was Paris Hilton. (The wisest woman of all!) But, while this phrase is well-known, it has inspired a years-long debate as to what, exactly, Ms. Hilton was referring to. It was something on The Simple Life–her gone-too-soon reality TV show in which she and former BFF Nicole Richie tried to do “normal” jobs–of course, but which particular moment? Was it when she fell on the ground because she was trying to do some mopping while riding a Segway? When she fell off a horse because she was pretending to be a rancher? When  she made two fraternity brothers kiss on the lips? No one can say for sure!

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So, the real question here is, what is hot? There is only one way to figure that out, and it is by turning to an oracle as wise and all-knowing as the noted “Stars Are Blind” singer Paris Hilton–the  Just Girly Things internet phenomenon, which has previously helped us resolve important questions such as how you should actually be wearing your makeup and what you’re actually like as a girlfriendSo, check out these Just Girly things that reveal what “hot” really is, and whether it applies to you, too:

1. Instagram is hot, probably:robbing-grave-instagram
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2. So is this outfit (the bottom one):

http://takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever.tumblr.com/post/114266529941/just-vampiry-things-dressing-cute-and-hoping-he


 

3. Red lipstick is very hot:

http://theaffablewallflower.tumblr.com/post/92234436580


 

4. This is the one move that no man can resist!
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5. So is this, surely:just-girly-things-parody
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6. Newt Scamander’s mating dance is a good way to attract a mate for animals and yourself:

https://justfantasticthings.tumblr.com/post/154763684157/h-o-t


 

7. Who among us could resist this particular move?

http://not-the-american-average-ba-blog.tumblr.com/post/56834431051/hahahahaoh-wow


 

8. This one might be…too hot:

http://mirtamiller.tumblr.com/post/109097414309


 

9. Nice:

http://thatoneinternetguy.tumblr.com/post/75223302765/justgirlythings


 

10. Extra nice!!!
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11. Having an nice brain is, of course, universally considered to be hot:

http://spade-fantasy.tumblr.com/post/123614076606/im-so-sorry


 

12. *Fans self*
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13. Blonde hair? Always hot:
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14. Relatable:

http://hitlerhadapenis.tumblr.com/post/86004211970


 

15. But you know what’s hottest of all? Tattoos:

http://thisisfuckinfantastic.tumblr.com/post/81264707789

What do you think of these posts? Which one is your fave? Let us know in the comments!

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