8 Things Guys Actually Think When They’re Getting A Blowjob

If you’ve ever gone down on a guy, then chances are good that, at some point, you’ve thought, “Hm, I wonder what he’s thinking about while I’m giving him this blowjob.” Maybe you’ve thought about it at length while you were down there, maybe the thought crossed your mind afterwards, or maybe you’ve never thought about it and now I’m making you think about it. Whatever the case, it’s normal to wonder what goes on in the minds of the people we’re getting super intimate with. We want to know if they’re truly enjoying it, if they’re reflecting on how great you are, or if they are secretly thinking about someone else. 

Spoiler alert: those can all be the thoughts running through a dude’s head while receiving oral sex. I know this for a fact, because I read about it in an Ask Reddit thread appropriately titled, “What do you think about while getting a blowjob?” Now, of course, every male is a unique being, so they might have their own thoughts that aren’t shown here. But the probability of them thinking at least one of these things at some point is pretty high. So if you’ve ever wondered what your partner is thinking while you’re going down on them, check this out. You might be scarred for life, but it’s fine.


Comparisons To Other Girls

If you've ever wondered if a guy is comparing your technique to another girl's technique, then, uh, you might be right. User ImAnOpenBookAMA said, "Wow, she's better than [insert name here]. - or -Good, but not as good as [insert name here]." This might sting or freak you out, but let's be honest: we all secretly do this.

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*Vague Anxious Thoughts*

Unless you're the most confident person in the world, you have spent at least one hookup session anxiously wondering if you're doing the right things, looking the right away, and fully showing that you're enjoying yourself. Dudes are not immune to this inner dialogue! User pumpinglavaMale said, "Am I moaning too effeminately? Wow, I'm like... really aware of her teeth. I can feel her boobs on my leg. Ouch! Don't push the foreskin that far back, jeez. Is she getting tired? Do I have to tell her when I've had enough or will she just stop on her own? I'd honestly rather just be having sex right now."

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YES!!!

Sometimes guys think things during oral, and sometimes they don't really think anything except how happy they are to be in that situation. User thehumanscottMale said, "Usually "HOLY SHIT! I'M GETTING A BLOWJOB!" Sums it up pretty well.

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'This Could Be Better'

If you're worried he's thinking it's not that great, well, he might be. User DrDiarrheaMale said, "Had one just yesterday, and it wasn't very good. So I was thinking how great it was that she decided to do it, but at the same time kind of critiquing it...not enough lip, too fast, nice but ineffective effort at tongue action, and why am I probably not going to cum from this." Again, this might sting, but it's also a thought you have probably had before. It's normal!

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'I'm Nowhere Near Finishing Yet'

One really common thought guys seem to have is how they're either not close to finishing, or they're too close to finishing. User Cask_Strength_IslayMale said, "Shit, she's been going at it for close to 10 minutes now, and I'm still nowhere near cumming."

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Pleasure and Love

Hey, it's not all bad: some guys are thinking about how happy they are and how awesome you are. User middaysun said, "Less of a conscious thought process than the feeling of pleasure + warmth and affection for her washing over me + feeling really close to her + being turned on by her reactions and by mine + sometimes a bit of regret that you can't hug and kiss at the same time as getting head." Pure and beautiful!

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How He Can Return The Favor

Good news: lots of dudes are thinking about how great they're going to make you feel once they're done. User chilehead said, "Aside from how great it is that I'm getting a blowjob, I'm thinking about returning the favor twice over." And a lot of people backed him up. Nice.

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'I'm Flattered'

Another super common thought? Basically something along the lines of, "Wow, I can't believe this is happening." User Halafax said, "She likes me a lot more than I like myself."

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What do YOU think about when giving or receiving oral sex? Did any of these surprise you? Fill us in in the comments!

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