You waited ages for that kiss. You spent forever wondering whether your crush liked you back and you had countless debates about it with your friends. Well, it turns out your crush did have those feelings for you. And he/she liked you so much that he/she wanted to kiss you. The only issue was that when it came to the kiss, that embarrassing thing had to happen. Whomp, whomp.
Embarrassing things can happen in all parts of life. That’s a fact. And unfortunately, they have a tendency to pop up during these sort of intimate moments when you’re doing your hardest to be all sultry. Cringe-worthy things can happen when you’re kissing, giving a blowjob, or even when you’re giving a handjob.
While you might not want to think about them for fear they could happen to you, it’s good to be prepared in case one of these unexpected things does happen. And if any of them have happened to you, hopefully you will find a bit of solace in the fact that you’re not alone.
1. Someone’s tongue gets bitten.
OMG, did that actually draw blood?!
2. Bae kisses your teeth.
Why did I have to smile instead of pucker?
3. You knock foreheads.
4. You trip when you’re leaning in for the smooch.
Someone pass me a paper bag so I can hide my face, please.
5. You prick your tongue on bae’s pointy canine tooth.
Ow, ow, ow.
6. Your noses painfully bump.
Who put noses there, anyways?
7. You bite bae’s lip a little too hard.
Sorry. I’ll grab a bandage.
8. You completely miss your target.
I definitely was not aiming for the corner of the mouth.
9. You get knocked by bae’s chin.
That is going to leave a mark.
10. You forget to swallow.
Someone pass us a napkin, please and thank you.
11. Your tongue ends up in bae’s nostril.
Seriously, how did that happen? I definitely wasn’t trying to do that.
12. You sneeze.
OMG. And I don’t even have allergies.
13. You burp.
Argh, can I just crawl under the covers now?
14. …Or you hiccup.
I. Hate. Swallowing. Air.
15. You literally get light-headed.
And not in a romantic way. You get light-headed in a “sorry I forgot to breathe so I need to break away from you” kind of way.
16. You gag from bae’s tongue.
Did bae just try to “deep throat” me using his/her tongue, and I failed?
What embarrassing things have happened to you when you’re making out with someone? Let us know in the comments!
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