If you are a person, and you have a vagina, you will probably know that, a lot of the time, things don’t really go according to plan. (Whatever plan you may or may not have for you and your vagina.) Not to be, ahem, indelicate, but things leak. (Discharge, that is. It leaks out of your vagina.) Periods come right at the moment you’re out at the beach without any menstrual products with no warning save for maybe some deep, intense cramping, like, an hour before it happens. People with vaginas have both historically and increasingly been excluded from healthcare mandates.
It gets to the point in which all one can do, pretty much, is laugh about it. (Except for the healthcare bit, probably. That might not be funny yet?) Fortunately, there are a lot of good memes about vaginas. And not, like, gross, misogynistic memes made by people who wear fedoras–actual funny, clever memes made by people who actually have vaginas. Is it paltry retribution for all of the various grievances that one with a vagina must go through? Of course, but it’s still something you can laugh at. So, check out these memes that perfectly describe what it’s like to be a person who has a vagina:
1. PERHAPS YOU CAN RELATE?
2. Don’t mind me. Just screaming into the void:
Me: I'm only meeting him to chill
Me to me: shave your pussy just incase pic.twitter.com/yqt1whQ3yb
— ads (@adetasie) November 14, 2016
4. When you have a built-in portal to hell between your legs:
yeah that's why I do it so much pic.twitter.com/Zlpd7uJxsu
— Reptilia (@maaaaaadiison) October 17, 2016
6. Thanks, vagina:
When u sneeze ur tampon out pic.twitter.com/iva3i76LgN
— Molly (@Molly_Kats) May 14, 2016
8. NOT NICE:
9. EXTREMELY rude:
10. Some good advice:
I once got asked for nudes and I sent an extreme closeup of my vagina and he never asked for nudes again
— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) September 4, 2016
11. The mantra:
my spirt is golden & my vagina is golden
— DREU (@lifesizestunna) May 12, 2017
12. Very rude:
13. Why are vaginas…like this?
My vagina just sneezed, judging from my underwear.
— Amber (@amburgklur) July 22, 2012
I call my vagina "New Yorker cartoon" because it's dry and a handful of people have laughed at it
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) October 16, 2016
15. This hurts me!
16. VAGINAS ARE GREAT. WE LOVE THEM. THE END:
What do you think of these memes? Do any of them describe your life? Let us know in the comments!