If you are the type of person who tends to fantasize–or daydream, or go into constant reveries, or whatever–chances are good that you know that this can be dangerous. Not so much for physical reasons (though, of course, if you slip into an intense daydream while working, say, a forklift, that would probably would have some negative physical ramifications) but more so for the fact that it diminishes one’s ability to distinguish between dreams and reality.
I mean, obviously. That’s the thing about fantasizing–you know, like, that you think about things that are not real and cannot be real and will never actually be real, probably. And, for most people, these fantasies are dirty. Filthy. The kind you would never share with anyone except for yourself and maybe your pastor if you find yourself feeling particularly guilty. You know, like, maybe owning a house one day. Growing up and having a career that is not only emotionally fulfilling, but allows you to maintain a modest savings account. Being in a healthy, long-term relationship with a true freak who loves you and cares for you and really just wants the best for you. Some fantasies that would make the wise man (Ludacris) who once enquired of the world, “What’s Your Fantasy?” blush. You know what I’m talking about, right? Of course you do, because the most mundane feelings of satisfaction have somehow gotten to the point in which they are infinitely more desireable than any other kind of fantasy. So, check out these dirty, filthy, totally unrealistic fantasies that pretty much everyone has. Including you:
1. Your true wildest fantasy:
2. *DJ Khaled voice* another one:
4. I’m blushing:
7. Anyone else feeling the heat?
9. This is RUDE:
10. This, too:
11. Nothing sexier than a burger…without pickles…if you know what I mean…
12. Chips and dip…in bed????
15. Too kinky!!! I’m calling the police:
16. THAT’S IT. BLOCKED:
Have you ever had any of these fantasies? Which ones? Let us know in the comments!