15 Embarrassing Things That Can Happen When Giving A Handjob

As with any sexual act, handjobs can be one of the hottest things around, but they can also be one of the most awkward things around. All it takes it one embarrassing incident and you’ll totally get what I’m talking about.

If something awkward has ever happened to you when you were giving a handjob, your cheeks are probably still going red just at the memory of it, right? It will probably not make you feel totally better, but I want to let you know that you’re not alone. When you combine hands, unpredictable penises, intense concentration, and a desire to please, you can end up with some surprising results. And let’s not forget about those times when you almost get caught.

Take a gander at 15 cringe-worthy things that can happen when you’re giving a handjob.

1. Having to stop when you get a pain in your wrist.

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Sorry to put this on pause, but I’m in danger of getting RSI.

 

2. Yanking his foreskin too hard.

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Whoopsie.

 

3. Getting kicked in the face by bae.

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Is this his fault or it is mine for making his twitch with pleasure?

 

4. Ending up with semen all over your clothes.

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Should I have directed his peen elsewhere?

 

5. Not realizing that rings can cause serious damage down there.

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Sorry mate.

 

6. Getting too into things and having your hand completely slide off his peen.

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Can we use the “slippery when wet” excuse?

 

7. Having your arms give out when you were awkwardly positioned.

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Do I really need to build up strength to lay in bae’s crotch region and give a handjob?

 

8. Getting a bit carried away and squeezing too hard.

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9. Having bae scream “Your hands are so cold!”

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Next time, it’s gloves or lots of washing of the hands with hot water before.

 

10. Attempting to use spit as lube.

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Note to self: Never try to spit in own hand in front of bae again.

 

11. Bae saying that he’s getting penis carpet burn.

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Yup, it’s a thing. And it’s a lesson in more lube.

 

12. Getting semen in your eye.

Hurts

The. Absolute. Worst.

 

13. Flinching when he cums…

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…then falling off the bed because of your extreme reaction.

 

14. Forgetting to trim your long nails beforehand.

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*Hides under blanket and feels guilty/horrified what stiletto nails did to bae’s nether regions.*

 

15. Elbowing his balls.

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So sorry!

 

What embarrassing things have happened to you when giving a handjob? Let us know in the comments!

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