When you have sex, you (most likely) do it in a bed. It makes sense! Having sex in a bed seems totally natural and comfy AF, so it does make sense that when you think about getting it on, it’s probably in a bed. But, have you ever had sex in another place? It can be scary. Have you ever thought about having sex in public? I know, it’s daunting and sounds a little risky, but believe it or not, a lot of people have sex in public. And I don’t mean just out in the middle of the street. You don’t even know what kind of germs lurk there, plus, you really don’t want people to catch you. So, if you want to have sex in public, you need to get a little creative.
By creative, I don’t mean pitch a tent in your front yard and do it. I mean, you can if you want, but I’m talking about other public places where you can have sex without risking getting caught. I know when you think of “public place” you probably think of the food court of the mall or the halls of your school. I do not suggest getting it on in those places, but if you need some tips, you should take a look at these places that people have actually had sex in public, according to this new study. Try it out, but be safe!
At The Park16.8 percent of people surveyed admitted to having sex in the park, and I hope they mean after dark, but I can't be certain. A park is a pretty public place, and you definitely won't want to do it in front of some little impressionable kids who are just trying to play on a playground. But, if your local park happens to be open late and you know nobody will be around, you might be able to get in a quickie in the park. Image Source: iStock
At The BeachNot only is "sex on the beach" a fancy mixed drink and a movie stereotype, but it's also a place where 13 percent of people surveyed admitted to having sex. I would make sure to keep a towel down and thoroughly inspect the surrounding areas to make sure there aren't any, uh, beach critters trying to get in on your beach sex. Image Source: iStock
In A Public BathroomI mean, if you're REALLY feeling it and the public bathroom is the only place to do it, you can join 9.4 percent of people who have admitted to having sex in a public bathroom. Please, just be careful. There are so many germs in there. Image Source: iStock
In A Parking LotI guess if you're going to be doing it out in public, doing it in a car is probably your best bet, which is what 9.1 percent of people surveyed said. It's a little more "private" but you still get the rush of technically being in public. If you want to try some hot car sex positions, check them out here. Image Source: iStock
In A Public PoolPSA: you can get pregnant in a pool, no matter how many rumors you hear about chlorine killing sperm or whatever. That's not true, and 5.1 percent of the people surveyed admitted to having sex in a public pool. This is kind of gross, TBH. There are little kids peeing in public pools and they are LITERALLY swimming with germs, so you might want to skip out on this one. Image Source: iStock
At The MoviesHaving sex at the movies actually kind of makes sense. It's dark and quiet and if you're sitting in the back, nobody can see you. About 5.1 percent of people surveyed admitted to having sex in a movie theater, which is not the cleanest spot around. If you REALLY want to get it on while watching the newest superhero movie, then more power to you. Just be safe. Image Source: iStock
In A Dressing RoomEver get in the mood to get it on when you're trying on some clothes? You're not alone. 5.4 percent of the people surveyed admitted to having sex in a dressing room at a clothing store. Maybe you just really like how you look in that new dress! No shame! Just...be sure to buy it before you do anything messy in it. Image Source: iStock
In An ElevatorIf you want to pull a Fifty Shades Darker move and have sex in an elevator, you're not alone, since 2.3 percent of people surveyed also admitted to getting it on in an elevator. But, beware, there are normally cameras in there, and you PROBABLY don't have a lot of time to do it. Which is a good or bad thing, depending on what your time constraints are. Image Source: iStock
In An Empty Classroom2.4 of people surveyed admitted to having sex in an empty classroom. I suppose this can be sort of safe, but if you get caught you are literally, and figuratively, screwed. Ha, see what I did there?! Anyway, just be careful. Image Source: iStock
Have you ever had sex in these public places? Tell us in the comments!